Is Justin Bieber capable of stopping his downward spiral on his own? Judge for yourself after you hear The Top Things Justin Bieber is Thinking Right Now.
If my mom tries to punish me, she's SO getting fired!
I'm gonna ride my go-kart over to my skate ramp and try to figure out why everybody thinks I'm so immature.
I think I'll send some more Tweets portraying myself as a victim and then wonder why people accuse me of lacking self-awareness.
Come on, Rob Ford. Smoke some more crack and retake your title as World's Worst Canadian.
I wonder what it's like to have a friend whose name doesn't start with the word "Lil?"
Will President Obama offer any new proposals on immigration at the State of the Union this week? Just kidding, where my weed at?
What criminal act can I blame on Lil Za today?
Wow. I'm at the point where even I hate me.
How'd this one square inch of my left forearm escape a tattoo?
I'm gonna count the box office receipts from my last concert movie. Okay, I'm done.
I'm running out of words that rhyme with "baby."
I think I might be the exception to that "no publicity is bad publicity" thing.
Why do the Summer's Eve people want me for their spokesperson?