First Lady Michelle Obama turns 50 today. Let's see how she's feeling about it with The Top Things Michelle Obama is Thinking This Morning.
Boy, I could use some lavish taxpayer-funded breakfast right now.
Odd. None of these butlers LOOK like Forest Whitaker.
Man, 50 already. Well, thank God I don't have to rely on Obamacare!
Let me call the NSA to see who's coming to my surprise party.
I can't wait to see what the taxpayers got me this year.