Since she's so overshadowed by her famous husband, we thought we'd take a look at the woman behind Santa. Here are The Top Things You Didn't Know About Mrs. Claus.

She's been depressed since watching the new "Hobbit" movie and realizing the elves in the North Pole look NOTHING like Orlando Bloom.

She can't understand how her husband works one day a year and yet STILL can't find time to clean the gutters.

She frequently checks Santa's browser history to see if he's been adding girls to his naughty list.

Every Monday night, dinner is Reindeer Helper.

She's the world's most famous make-believe woman not counting Manti Te'o's girlfriend.

She's pitching "The Real Housewives of the North Pole."

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