Khloe Kardashian filed for divorce from Lamar Odom on Friday and is now ready to move on with her life. Find out how she's doing with The Top Things Khloe Kardashian is Thinking This Morning.
I hope this divorce doesn't bring shame to my family. Okay, MORE shame to my family.
I really need some time alone, with just my family, my thoughts, and 200 TV cameras.
What am I supposed to do with these size-19 sneakers I bought him for Christmas?
When I greet the paparazzi, do I go with fake tears, or the "I Will Survive" look?
What will E! pay me for a new series called "Khloe and Lamar Get Divorced"?
Is Dwight Howard still available?
This time when I start dating a guy, I'm asking up front if he smokes crack!
I wonder if Mom's divorce lawyer will give us a family discount?