Other than Santa and Mrs. Claus living there, most people probably couldn't tell you much about the North Pole. We can help change that with The Top Things You Probably Didn't Know About the North Pole.

It's where those arctic explorers come from before they hand you a Coors from inside a Styrofoam cooler.

Since its natural resources are buried beneath miles of ice, they can only be reached by something really hot: like Channing Tatum.

Santa chose its remote location so that his workshop could flout labor laws.

Its ice caps are more blindingly white than a Coldplay concert.

If you're standing on it, you can only go south.  Like President Obama's approval rating.

The environment is so hostile that no one can live there permanently.  Just like Detroit.

The North Pole's atmosphere is composed of nitrogen, oxygen and argon. Just like Kris Jenner's face.

Despite the commercials, real polar bears actually prefer Pepsi.

They only have 250 Starbucks.

President Obama wants to go there and take a selfie next to Mr. and Mrs. Claus.

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