Hong Kong is on high alert after an Indonesian domestic worker contracted the city's first human case of H7N9 avian flu. I don't know much about it, but it seems pretty scary. To help raise your awareness about this potential worldwide pandemic, here are The Top Interesting Facts About Bird Flu.
CNN claims there is no reason for it to cause panic. So, PANIC!
Bird flu is currently sweeping across Turkey . . . along with a LETHAL dose of irony.
It's covered under Obamacare, but it will kill you before the website loads.
Don't worry. It's only being called a "pandemic" because it mainly affects pandas.
It's the only thing America has gotten from China that hasn't added to our national debt.
See a doctor if you have a sudden urge to sit on a telephone wire.
Just like other filthy viruses . . . you can get it from a Kardashian.