Almost 40% of kids two and under have used a smartphone or tablet.  What if these kids took it a step further and joined Twitter? Here are The Top Tweets of Two-Year-Olds.

So wait.  Are you telling me my bed's not really a racecar?

When Daddy drinks from all those silver cans with the snowy mountains on them, he walks just as funny as me!

Guess who just drew a circle AND a square?  #NailedIt

If they didn't want me eating the cat's food, why did they put it on the floor?

Holy crap, Play-Doh is delicious!  #BestBreakfastEver

Just dropped a MASSIVE deuce, right after they finished changing me!  #ROTFLMAO

Just colored the sun purple cuz YOLO!

So what if I'm two?  My Tweets make more sense than your drunk Tweets.

I learned some new words from Daddy today when he tried to use the Obamacare website!

I wonder if Mommy knows that Daddy dresses up like her when she's gone?

Every time I think I have it bad, I remind myself that my parents could be a Hooters waitress and Pauly D.

So in another 70 years, I get to eat soft food and wear diapers all over again?!?

Why all the fuss about giving me a sippy cup?  Mommy's the one with the REAL drinking problem.

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