Almost 40% of kids two and under have used a smartphone or tablet. What if these kids took it a step further and joined Twitter? Here are The Top Tweets of Two-Year-Olds.
So wait. Are you telling me my bed's not really a racecar?
When Daddy drinks from all those silver cans with the snowy mountains on them, he walks just as funny as me!
Guess who just drew a circle AND a square? #NailedIt
If they didn't want me eating the cat's food, why did they put it on the floor?
Holy crap, Play-Doh is delicious! #BestBreakfastEver
Just dropped a MASSIVE deuce, right after they finished changing me! #ROTFLMAO
Just colored the sun purple cuz YOLO!
So what if I'm two? My Tweets make more sense than your drunk Tweets.
I learned some new words from Daddy today when he tried to use the Obamacare website!
I wonder if Mommy knows that Daddy dresses up like her when she's gone?
Every time I think I have it bad, I remind myself that my parents could be a Hooters waitress and Pauly D.
So in another 70 years, I get to eat soft food and wear diapers all over again?!?
Why all the fuss about giving me a sippy cup? Mommy's the one with the REAL drinking problem.