Planning on seeing the new "Thor" movie this weekend?  If so, be prepared for some shocking plot twists. 

We have them here in The Top Surprises in "Thor:  The Dark World."

Thor's hammer is repelled by the one thing in the world that's more powerful: Kat Dennings' chest.

Thor gives up being a superhero to follow his true calling: Posing for the cover of romance novels.

Thor gets kicked out of the Avengers because even the men can't stop gazing into his eyes.

Obamacare causes Thor and everyone else in the Avengers to lose their group healthcare plan.

Thor quits talking to the rest of the Avengers after they vote Black Widow "Prettiest Hair."

Thor takes a leave of absence from saving the Earth after The Hulk leaves mean voicemails for him.

Thor gets romantic with Natalie Portman.  That's right, there's "THOR-play."

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