As you know, much of the government shut down Monday at midnight. Don't panic; it's not all bad news. Here are The Best Things About the Government Shutdown.
Now the empty Congress building can be turned into one of those Halloween superstores.
With the IRS closed, we don't have to pay taxes anymore. I assume. Right? Wait, WHAT?
President Obama's been reduced to a powerless, empty figurehead. So, no change.
No more government means no more laws. And no more laws means no more wearing pants in public.
Kids don't have to argue with their parents about whether to go to Legoland or some stupid museum.
No speed limits! I think? Wait, WHAT?
John McCain now has the free time to play a zombie in the new season of "The Walking Dead."
Now that he's got some free time, Obama may FINALLY get to play some golf.
The closure of national parks may give Americans a chance to spend a few hours sitting at home, watching TV, instead of CONSTANTLY wasting our lives going outdoors and exercising.