Tailgate parties before football games are awesome.  But that can change in an instant.  See what we mean with the Top Things You Don't Want to Hear at Your Tailgate Party.

Okay everybody, on three . . . What does the fox say?

I couldn't find a babysitter for my kids so we're putting out a Swear Jar.

It's time to get ultra-competitive about throwing a little sack full of hard corn kernels through a hole in a piece of plywood!

I just did a number two in the RV and it won't flush.

Screw hot wings and beer, I brought kale chips and coconut water.

I call your drink "The Ben Roethlisberger."  After you pass out, you'll find out why.

We should do this more often.  You know, drink in parking lots to avoid our families.

Now THAT'S projectile vomiting.

Will you peel back my shoulder hair so I can finish smearing my torso green and gold?

When I told you to bring "chips," I didn't mean Erik Estrada and Larry Wilcox.

What do you mean, "Nobody brought beer"?!

This isn't the first time I've tried your husband's sausage.

Hey, there's a bunch of Raiders fans.  Let's go fight them!

Trichinosis?  Like that even exists!  Now, do you want your ribs rare or extra rare?

So I told the butcher, "mad cow, schmad cow.  If the hamburger's seven cents a pound, I'd be crazy not to buy it!"

Can you turn that radio down so we can have an honest discussion about Obamacare?

Anyone else interested in bringing it in and having a good cry?

Why don't we all close our eyes and focus on the power of positive thinking.

Here are my ten more theories about what will happen in the finale of "Breaking Bad".

I just did "a Miley" with your foam finger.

I just gotta tell you that this party is tail-GREAT!

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