A list of the most dangerous cities in the U.S. (based on crime statistics) is out. Is your town on the list? Here are The Top Signs You Live in a Dangerous City.
The mayor smokes crack, threatens peoples' lives and knocks women over at city council meetings. (Oh wait, that's just a Sign That You Live in Toronto.)
After reading about you in the news, Kiev protesters say, "Damn. At least we don't live THERE."
The high school mascot is The Flesh Wound.
Fans that want to riot after a national championship can't find anything left to burn.
Soldiers returning home are longing for the safety and security of downtown Kabul.
Instead of a key to the city, they give you a switchblade.
On every single phone, the "9" and the "1" are worn off.
It has blue bins for recyclables, black bins for trash, and red bins for body parts.
The newspaper only has an obituary section.
There's a carpool lane for people driving with a dead body.
The "FOR RENT" signs on the houses in your neighborhood are written in blood.