Here's a trick to play on your kids.  They have to be young enough to not understand how a REMOTE works though.  Someone uploaded a video of their toddler pausing and un-pausing the TV with a toy magic wand.

And obviously someone's just standing in the background with the remote.  But the kid REALLY seems to think he has magic powers.


 

A list of the most dangerous cities in the U.S. (based on crime statistics) is out.  Is your town on the list?  Here are The Top Signs You Live in a Dangerous City.

The mayor smokes crack, threatens peoples' lives and knocks women over at city council meetings.  (Oh wait, that's just a Sign That You Live in Toronto.)

After reading about you in the news, Kiev protesters say, "Damn.  At least we don't live THERE."

The high school mascot is The Flesh Wound.

Fans that want to riot after a national championship can't find anything left to burn.

Soldiers returning home are longing for the safety and security of downtown Kabul.

Instead of a key to the city, they give you a switchblade.

On every single phone, the "9" and the "1" are worn off.

It has blue bins for recyclables, black bins for trash, and red bins for body parts.

The newspaper only has an obituary section.

There's a carpool lane for people driving with a dead body.

The "FOR RENT" signs on the houses in your neighborhood are written in blood.


 

The Blue Angels do something at airshows called the "diamond 360 maneuver," where they fly in formation . . . with their wings just 18 INCHES away from each other.

And if you want to see what THEY see, you're in luck.  Because there's a new video shot from one of the cockpits.


 

A group of idiots in Poland celebrated Easter by turning a trashcan into a makeshift CANNON. There's a video of them firing it in the middle of a street, and the blast was strong enough to knock down the guy who was holding it.


 


 


 


 

Today is Earth Day.  Hear why you couldn't care less with The Top Reasons You Haven't "Gone Green."

Recycling cans isn't as fun as using them to build a giant pyramid to show off how many Natty Lights you drink.

After six years of Obama as president, it's too late to start saving the world now.

If you install solar panels on your roof, where will you climb to escape your family?

It's right there in the movie title:  It's INCONVENIENT.

If God was so against greenhouse gases, why did he give us the Escalade?

Switching your light bulbs to energy-efficient compact fluorescents would ruin the carefully-planned ambiance of your sex dungeon.

It would be too embarrassing to be the only white guy at the farmer's market without dreadlocks.

What has the ozone layer done for you lately?

You've hated Al Gore ever since his wife tried to ban your Twisted Sister records.

There's no room in a Prius for your gun rack.


 

There's a video going around of firefighters in Russia, who basically made their own HOVERCRAFT using six hoses to lift a guy on a metal platform off the ground.


 

Someone recently strapped a camera to a remote-control helicopter, and flew it through a bunch of FIREWORKS.

 

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