We all know that Easter is a celebration of the resurrection of Jesus . . . but there are many things about the holiday we're betting you weren't aware of. Here are The Top Things You Didn't Know About Easter.
Thanks to Obamacare layoffs, the Paas company can only offer TWO color tablets in this year's egg coloring kits.
The Easter Bunny knows all kids love Santa more, and one of these days he's gonna snap.
While your parents are putting fake grass in your baskets, they're smoking the REAL stuff.
Each year, manufacturers produce 90 million chocolate bunnies. 89 million of which are consumed by Chris Christie.
Easter is the one day of the year people are able to convince themselves jelly beans taste like something OTHER than sticky clumps of sugar-coated earwax.
When shopping for Easter dinner, it's important to remember, Trichinosis is a small price to pay for getting a 20-pound ham for three bucks!
Leftover Peeps can be used as Spackle, collagen and driveway sealant.
Giving your kids Peeps is a fun way to introduce them to a life of diabetes.
The most stressful part about Easter is coming up with a good excuse for the priest about why he hasn't seen you at church since Christmas.
The Easter Bunny was probably invented around the same time as acid.
Kids are sent out to look for hidden eggs so that the adults can have time to get drunk together.