If you're going to have cosmetic surgery, take your time and consider all the ramifications before you jump into it. But most importantly, first review The Top Questions to Ask Yourself Before Having Plastic Surgery.
Wouldn't it be easier to keep my youthful appearance by eating right and exercising? Ha! Kidding.
My old chin would make a delightful paperweight, right?
If I fall asleep beneath a heat source, am I ready to spend the rest of my life as a puddle?
On a scale of "Gwyneth Paltrow" to "Kanye West," exactly how insufferably vain and narcissistic am I?
The concept of "aging gracefully" is for suckers and idiots, right?
How excited am I to have the same natural, youthful look as my idol Bruce Jenner?
Would I rather have crow's feet, or look like I survived a horrific fire?
Am I ready to finally find out that the thing that's been holding me back all these years is actually my awful personality?
Am I comfortable with the entire world knowing that I'm currently going through a mid-life crisis?
On a scale of one to ten, how much do I secretly hate myself?
Am I ready to be the hit of every surprise party, thanks to my permanent look of astonishment?
I don't want to do anything too drastic, but how much is a sex change?
Should my breast implants be bigger or smaller than my wife's?
Should I wait for a 50% off Groupon?
Since this was brought on by daddy issues, should I ask daddy to pay for it?
Will I raise my eyebrows when I see the bill? And will they stay that way?
Will Botox really give me a better duck face for my selfies?