A Czar can be described as any person exercising great authority or power in a particular field. The Dana Show is currently taking requests from listeners to be appointed as Czars in... pretty much whatever they want. Check out the list of appointed Czars below, or send an email in the mail form below to add your own!
DANA:
President, the Dana Show; Department of Hate Mail
President, National Council of Stag Beer Lovers
KEVIN:
Vice-President, the Dana Show;Czar, Department of Sounds;
Director, Department of Neil Young,
Czar of the Dept. of Mt. Dew
Czar, Council of Anti-Hipsters, Skinny Jeans Division.
LIZ:
Czar, Department of Phones;Director, National Council of Bathroom Soap
CHURCH:
Czar, Department of Afternoon News;
Director, National Council of the Band Kansas
JULIA:
Czar, Dept. of Agriculture, Freak Apple Division
KEVIN #2:
Czar of the Department of Domestic Relations
ANNIE:
Czar of Pumpkin Muffins, or Puffkins.
KCNUT:
Czar of Department of Hooters Restaurants
CRAIG:
Czar of Southern Illinois
JIM:
Czar Visual and Poetic Propaganda
RON:
Czar, Bizarre Bus Czar
KATHY:
Czar of PR and Encouragement
OREN:
Czar, Department of Math
JASON K:
Czar of Unfortunate Liberal Reality (ULR)
SALLY W:
Czar Farmland Security; Department for Free Cow Flatulence
@JMRD:
Czar of Neiman Marcus, Online Shopping Division
CHRIS LOESCH:
Czar of Werewolf Relations
MIKE W:
Czar of Deportation
DAMON:
Czar of Liberal Indoctrination
LAURA:
Czar, Department of Absolution White Guilt
CHARLES B:
Czar of Audio Visual, Teleprompter
BRYAN H:
Czar, Dept. of Useless Facts (women blink more than men, tax women); 1 pound of chips cost more
FED UP EDUCATOR:
Czar of Limited Governmental Control Of Education
STEVE E.
Czar of the endless government shopping trip. (I need a do nothing job with 6 figures.)
TIMOTHY B.
Czar of Transportation: Division of "Where the Rubber meets the Road". 18 Wheeler Section.
PHILIP A.
Czar of just trying to get a little ahead of the Bills and Taxes
SAMUEL L.
Czar of Conservative Taxi Cab Drivers, Jefferson County Division (also applying for Asst. Director of the National Council of the band Kansas)
JOHN A.
Czar of conservative union members who want the union leadership to get a clue.
EDWARD S.
Czar of people taking public transportation to job interviews because they can no longer afford car payments, insurance or gas because they are unemployed.
JEN E.
Czar, National Organization of People Too Sexy for the Current Administration
MARK B.
Czar, of Comedic impressions of the presidents and other media moguls for the advancement of the Conservative agenda
JAY K.
Czar of fresh chicken strips. Because chickens don't have nuggets!
ROSE P.
Czar of Senior Bus Drivers in North County and "all over". 6 Wheeler Section.
BRENDAN W.
Czar, Department of Technology, video game division. Vice President, department of enjoyable beverages, coca-cola division
A.G. F.
Czar of autoworkers, who can't think for themselves.
PATRICK C.
Czar of Aviation Director of Civil Discourse and Late Confessions
TREVIER M.
Czar of independent grocery stores. East Main Market.
GONZO
Department of Rock N'Roll and Media Conservative, No Government will control Our Airwaves.
TERMIN8R
Czar of Independent Antique Buyers and Sellers. Press nothing, English is automatic.
BUD G.
Czar of Frivilous Congressional and Government Air Transnportation
JOHN
Teleprompter Czar. I found that OB1 has a teleprompter on the desk in the situation room
SEAN
Czar of listening to Dana's cool intro music (The Cult, Sisters of Mercy, etc.)and calling the president Chairman MaObama.
BRIAN
Czar of Left Handed Division
STEVEN B.
Czar of the Cabinet of Legislative and Regulatory Redundancy Department Department
DREALLDAY
Czar of Responder of Said Hate Mail I would check for spelling errors as well as proper use of words and phrases, slapping all violators with zeal and authority.
GENERAL TSO
Czar of Chinese Chicken and Colonel Sanders' boss.
BOB W.
Czar of Guns and Ammo
BRIAN
Czar of Left Handed Division
RICH C.
Czar of Global Communication, Ham Radio Division. Ya gotta talk to someone!
DON R.
Czar of the conspiracy. Or am I?
DAVE
Fed up with the FED Czar
DAVE
CZAR of Imprisoning Dumb Ass Financial Advisers You know the one's: "The Market Always Comes Back" "Hold for the Long Term" and my all time Favorite "Diversify,Diversify,Diversify" Stop the BS Guru Madness !!
SILENTCAL
Czar of the Aqua Buddah Society Charged with Promoting Waterboarding Lib, and Terrorists!
ERIN
CZAR of Keeping it Real for the Conservative Girls out there!
DAVID:
CZAR of (Indiana) Hoosiers
MICHAEL T.:
War on Tolerance Czar
JAIMEE C:
Slurpee Czar
MARK S.
Czar of Assault Weapons
TIM D:
Czar of NOBAMA 2012
DOUG E.
Czar-Czar. Overseer of the Overseers.
BRIAN H.
Warped Humor Czar
TRAVIS C.
Czar of Pro Wrestling Bad Guys and Crowd Infuriation
RICK TSA'ARA
I would like to nominate myself to be the Blog Czar. Actually, I already AM The Blog Czar (http://theblogczar.wordpress.com). Still, I nominate myself and hope to rule with an iron fist and impunity...I mean, hope and change.
NELSON H.
Czar of acquainting folks with 19th Century Missouri political (& life) painter George Caleb Bingham. Check out THE (somewhat irregular) COUNTY ELECTION(1852). A frontier Tea Partier attends a STUMP SPEAKING(1854). CANVASSING FOR A VOTE(1852) deja vu. FUR TRADERS DESCENDING THE MISSOURI (1845): Les entrepreneurs, la joie de vive! (French for "Don't even TRY to touch our pelts!")
RIYEKO L.
Czar of Missourian Pet Owners. Because we cant read the laws that are already in effect to help our pets live better lives!
HK FINN
Czar of European Communications
GARRETT T.
Czar of Homeland Un-Security and BMI relations
BARRY OXENHANDLER
Czar of corruption, corruption Czar ... Dedicated to outing corruption in Washington (especially the current administration) ...
HIQUTIPIE
Czar of Lovers & Warriors
GRANT
Czar of Wannabe Dana Show Interns & College Conservatives
TERRY H.
Czar of PAIN, Like the kind of pain I get in the backside when I talk to a Lib.
WALTER S.
CZAR of the TSA Strip Search Team
JON W.
All things Military and the Just Plain Fed-Up with Political Correctness Czar
STEPHEN M.
Czar of All Talk Radio Junkies
LAURA #1
Czar of who keeps track of all of the proud socialists in our government, the modern day McCarthy
LAURA #2
Czar of Meager Salaries, Like Poor Robert Gibbs
MICHELLE G.
Czar of uber-conservative stay-at-home moms with big families who are addicted to talk radio all day long.
JIMI
Czar of Competency & Productivity
DAVID D.
Czar of Silly Walks
MARIANNE C.
Wine Czar - I drink it. I love it. I can be in charge of it.
W8IN4TWENTY12
Czar of Conservatives in Acadamia: Fear of Firing & Advancement from Liberal Intolerance (University of Missouri Division)
REESE P.
Freedom Czar
KATHY S.
Truth Czar
JON F.
Czar of Cruller Donuts and Semi Automatic Handguns
G.L.
"Safe Action" School Czar
ERIC S.
Rock & Roll Czar
BILL
Czar of Chicago
SAFFRON E.
Rhetoric Czar, Department of Nose Cutting and Face Spitting
ROB
Beans, Bullets, and Bandages Czar, Preparing for TEOTWAWKI
MARK E.
Thermostat Control Czar: Keeping Obama from Installing Smart Meters Division
MIKE S.
Czar of Spearfishing, Signs, and Cheap Plastic S***
DOTTI H.
Czar of honesty and of rehabilitating the naive and those with their heads in the sand, and those with undeserved blind faith in our government. Czar of Indianapolis and its surrounding areas.
GARY
Musio Czar: Keeping Liberals from taking our Freedom of Speech off the Air
DAVE M
Czar of Liberal Translation: Converting liberal talking points into true conservative messages. Example: "We will find new energy sources to help reduce our dependence on foreign oil." Translation: "I will funnel as much money as possible and as fast as possible into minority owned businesses that are owned by friends of mine to determine if the sun is hot."
SMARTACVS
Czar of CyberSecurity Imperious Leader, Active CyberDefence Agency Czar, No Supermodel Left Behind Initiative Author, "The Likely Post Apocalyptic Survival of Conservative Geeks and God-Fearing Country Boys versus Vapid Pretty-Boys and Godless Metropolitan Democrats, a Comparative Study." Author, "Every cloud has a Lead Lining. A Pre-Apocalypse, Practical Implementation Guide of the No Supermodel Left Behind Protocol."
JOHN P.
Microbrew Beer Testing and Quality Control Czar
KONNI H.
Czar of Beer Swilling Razorback Fans
ROB
Czar of Critical Thinking, Defender of Progressives
KEN
Czar of the Second Hour in Indianapolis
JEREL J.
Czar of identifying and recognizing beautiful, intelligent and just plain sexy conservative women. Right now Dana is identified as Conservative Diva #1!
TODD
Czar of Nonconformity
JEANETTE C.
Jewelry Czar
DAN
Czar of Underwater Farming Research
RICK E
Liberal whining and cheesy excuse of the day Czar
LYDA
Czar of Laughter: Trying not to be scared that the government is going to do away with old people Division.
SHARLY CHEEN
Czar of WINNING
DREW M.
Czar of Homeland Hollywood Conservatives
CATHY C.
Czar of Hungry & Thirsty Airline Passengers
AARON
Czar of Awesomeness
ROB P.
Czar of Needing to find the Dana Show a Radio Station in the D/FW Region so I can Listen on an Actual Radio\
THE DUKE
Czar, La Guillotine Operartions
BJ
Czar of Axing Liberal Courses: University of Missouri Division
RON E.
Czar of Unemployed Staffing Agency Managers
STEVE K.
Czar of Robertsville, MO and Blowing Crap Up
ANDY S.
Czar of Dar - Chive On!
CATHY
Czar of Sensibility and Just Plain Common Sense
TIM C.
Czar of Wine: Hannibal, MO Division
JENNIFER M.
Czar of giving Chicago to Canada, because the rest of Illinois (and the US) would be much better off without it.
RICK
Czar of ATF (the newest convenience store, not the guberment agency!)
THOMASE N.
Czar of Dana's Next Tattoo
ERIC E
Czar of the Cylinder Index (C.I). The total number of internal combustion cylinders in your possession. (vehicles, gas powered equipment, marine and aviation all qualify). If it is less than your age, move to the town of Liberal Lakes
DANE D.
Czar of People Who Mainline Meat and Potatoes
ADAM H.
Czar of BAFTE Weapon Seizure and Trafficking Division
JASON
The Greatest Czar of All Time
DIRK E
Hardy Har Har Czar in light of the recent events with Weinergate
CHELSEA A
Czar of Emmis Interns and all things Dr. Pepper
BEN F
Czar of Frivolous Monkey Experiments and Dana's Expansion out West
TED D
Czar of Foreign Relations for the Ambassadorship of Verona, Ontario, Canada
DIANNE M
Czar of Incandescent Lightbulbs
RON B
Czar in HVAC. Love all the Global warming; A/C sales at a all time high. But really it's from all the hot air in Washington D.C.. I do believe it's man made but it comes from Washington.
GENE T
Czar of "Save us from the good people." The libs who know what's best for everyone.
BRIAN
Czar of Ice Hockey, Amateur Goalies of Marginal Ability Division
JOE M
Czar of Department of Israeli Krav Maga and Mixed Martial Arts
TONY S
Czar of Czars and Stag Beer Production
STANLEY D
Czar of Over-the-Road Trucking
RUDY C
The Cigar Czar - To fight the war on cigars waged by the anti-tobacco lobby.
JAMES A
Czar of the real Hope and Change - Hoping i have enough change for gas, food, diapers, family fun etc.
STEVEN D
Czar of Puppetry.
STANLEY D.
Czar of the Conservative Black Males in Indianapolis
JANET A. S.
Czar, Department of All Things Caramel National Council of All Things Sweet - Please don't tax me bro!
MARY C.
Czar of Dana's Twitter Supporters
TOM H.
The "I will jump on stupid liberal ideas like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew" Czar
G. HARV.
Czar of Hobbits Who Reek of Patriot Bacon
KEN P.
Czar of Welfare, Medicare and Disability Benefits and Czar of Congressional Pay Cuts
MARK
Czar of Useless State and Federal Workers, Ones With Attitudes Division
ANDY W.
Czar of Smokie Baked Bacon
MARSHA E.
Czar for Dana's Cause
ELLIE B.
Czar of Conservative Women Who Ride Harleys
DICK F.
Czar of South Florida
JESSICA H.
Czar, President, Department of Logic in places of employment; Czar, Undiscovered Talent.
MARK L.
Czar of Stepping on Toes By Accident, Czar of Sticking Foot in My Mouth
SCOTT C.
Czar of Czars, Czar of Mac
JAMES
Czar of Un-Duplication, with the expressed goals of canceling programs that are duplicated somewhere else.
JERRY R.
Czar of Vacations
JOE D.
Czar of "Oh no he didn't just say that...Holy Cow he did."
MATT M
Czar of Paraplegic Driven Muscle Cars: Hand Driven Horsepower Hazing the Hides with a HEMI
LINDA K.
Lactation Czar, Rare Lactivist Division
KELLY J.
Czar, Department of Obama Idiocies, Director of FacePalm Moments Division
LYDA
Czar of Laughter
MARK J.
Czar of Squiggly Mercury-Infested Chinese-Made Light Bulbs
ANN
Czar of Floppy Sided Swimming Pools
KYLE
Czar of Obscure References
LIZ L.
Czar of Uber Knitting and Political Interest
PATERFAMILIUS
Czar of Procrastination- Next Week's Summit Will Be Delayed
GENE
Czar of Bourbon- Because Liberals Drink Vodka and Rum with Umbrellas In Their Glass. Manhattans Should Be Made with Sweet Vermouth, Not Dry
ELAINE C.
Czar of Common Sense
BUDDY R.
Czar of Dirt Bike Riding
JASON Z.
Czar of Video Games and Non-Sparkly Vampire Relations
TERRY P.
Czar of Department of Fresh Food Gardening, Rural Exchange Bartering, and Family Self-sufficiency.
JAMES K.
Czar of Afghan Protest
STEPHEN C.
Czar of Sports and Stuff
NATHAN F.
Czar of Everything
ERIC E.
Czar of Contraception
LEE
Czar of visual agitprop, keeper of the sacred plasma cutter, destroyer of all things Creed
JOSEF
Czar of the EA-18G Growler
MANDY
Czar of Soledad O'Brien's earbud and editor of Wikipedia
ALEX S.
Czar of the Misguided Ron Paul Supporters Cause - the man has an awesome message but damn a lot of crazy people like him
PAUL- GREGORY
Czar of Military retirees living on the Arizona-Mexico Border
@chowstl
Czar of wedgies
ROBERT L.
Czar of Czars
DUANE H.
Czar of Fat Guys in Hawaiian Shirts
TIM W.
Czar of the Nerdery
NOONIE B.
Czar of Dog Whistles & Southpaws
THOMAS P.
Czar of Feminist Diatribes and Emasculation, In charge of cleaning up the industry.
JAY R.
Czar Czar Binks
MADPOLAK
Czar of All Mind Altering Substances, Mostly Beer
CATHY L.
Czar Merchandising, Regulation, Continuing Education, Product Licensing and Bribes Czar.
JOHN B.
Jeep Czar and all things offroad, will only allow conservatives on the trail czar.
LUCAS H.
Czar of the Conservative Youth - Leading the fight against the perceived notion of having to be liberal in order to be "cool and hip" in college.
ANDREW P.
Musical Czar for Bitter Clingers.
JACK
Flip Flop Czar. They do it I call it.
JIM K.
Czar of Education
JAMIE D.
World of Warcraft Czar
SMITTY
Czar of Snips and snails and puppy dog tails!
SHERI A.
Czar of Nebraska Husker Nation
LAUREN F.
Czar of Cranial Protheses
DAVID R.
MN Watchdog Czar
SINGERBURCH
Deputy Czar of Bunny-geddon
PATRICIA G.
Undercover NYC Ops Czar
RYAN
Czar of Michigan Transplants living in Texas
DAVID R.
Wake up MN useful idiots Czar
DEBRA S.
Czar=Low Grade Point Average Obama media tribe
MARLENE R.
Czar of The Argument Clinic
J.R.
Czar of Free Market Economics
BRENNAN
Consumption of Richard Bags Czar
MERRILEE B.
Czar of the Don't Get Lost and Reroute to Wentzville Conservatives Club
KARLA
Czar of getting American Patriot Beer in Illinois!
RANDY K.
I am the cheese czar, all rats kneel before me! By rats, I mean progressive democrats.
LILLY
as a muslim myself, I'm a Czar of all Muslim conservative women in the USA
JASON K.
I'm still proud to be your Czar of Unfortunate Liberal Reality!
RANDY C.
Czar of the Military Affairs
LAUREN J.
Czar of Public Relations
TEACH X3
Czar of Franklin County...and Pizza
DAVID J.
Czar of security for Political Incorrectness and Common Sense
PAUL W.
Czar of Bowling. Bringing right brain thinking to the left brain world!
MARK W.
Czar of Chick'Fil'A Sweet Tea, Avon Indiana Divison
JUSTIN A.
TSA Elimination Czar
BRIAN G.
Czar of Video Games! Put me in a cage match with the ESRB or I will settle with honoring you and andrew breitbart with my pounding of little liberal mush heads online...and yes they are legion.
RINA Z.
Czar of Dana Fan Clubs! :)
STEVEN C.
Czar of History and All things Vintage
MISSY C.
Czar of Conservative SAHM's, Diet Coke, Bayonets, Big Bird, Binders and Bacon!! Czar of the serfs (liberals), under the "All Hail Dana" law.
DR. PAUL DAVID TOM
Czar, capriculture, cuniculture
TONY K.
Czar of no Star Wars preservation
SARAH F.
The Opera Czar
HAILEE H.
Czar of Conservative Art School Students Czar of the De-hipsterization of College Campuses Crusade and the Presidential Unicorn Herder; rainbow division
MANUEL N.
Czar of Public Safety !!! My first act is to find out what happened in Benghazi!!!!
RUSTY S.
Czar of Sasquatch • Czar of Dana's Eye Loesches • Czar of Belly Button Lint • Czar of Idiocracy, Mediocracy & Hypocrisy • Czar of Rodents of Unusual Size
THE ONE MAN TEA PARTY
Czar of Creative Patriotism
JIM R.
Czar of the weight room and all things related to powerlifting.
CHARLES M.
Vice Czar of Genuine Maple Syrup Czar of New Hampshire
RICH
Czar of putting the Left-wing, politically correct BS where it belongs.
DAVID G.
Sensitivity Czar, Patriot Dreamer on Twitter
BRIAN
Czar of Bacon Flavored Cheese
MARTIN E.
Czar of Assault Dogs
DISCOJEN
Conservative Lesbian Czar, Because We Do Exist
MICHELLE K.
Czar of Reality Checks, For those that need assistance in getting their facts straight and those suffering from the seemingly epidemic condition requiring the removal of one's head from a location it does not belong.
AMANDA S.
Czar of the Best Legal Assistants's in Lucas County, OH
JACK
Primary RINO Czar. Graham 2014. Wack-a-mole Czar. McCain over and over and over.