A Czar can be described as any person exercising great authority or power in a particular field. The Dana Show is currently taking requests from listeners to be appointed as Czars in... pretty much whatever they want. Check out the list of appointed Czars below, or send an email in the mail form below to add your own!
President, the Dana Show; Department of Hate Mail
President, National Council of Stag Beer Lovers
Vice-President, the Dana Show;Czar, Department of Sounds;
Director, Department of Neil Young,
Czar of the Dept. of Mt. Dew
Czar, Council of Anti-Hipsters, Skinny Jeans Division.
Czar, Department of Phones;Director, National Council of Bathroom Soap
Czar, Department of Afternoon News;
Director, National Council of the Band Kansas
Czar, Dept. of Agriculture, Freak Apple Division
Czar of the Department of Domestic Relations
Czar of Pumpkin Muffins, or Puffkins.
Czar of Department of Hooters Restaurants
Czar of Southern Illinois
Czar Visual and Poetic Propaganda
Czar, Bizarre Bus Czar
Czar of PR and Encouragement
Czar, Department of Math
Czar of Unfortunate Liberal Reality (ULR)
Czar Farmland Security; Department for Free Cow Flatulence
Czar of Neiman Marcus, Online Shopping Division
Czar of Werewolf Relations
Czar of Deportation
Czar of Liberal Indoctrination
Czar, Department of Absolution White Guilt
Czar of Audio Visual, Teleprompter
Czar, Dept. of Useless Facts (women blink more than men, tax women); 1 pound of chips cost more
FED UP EDUCATOR:
Czar of Limited Governmental Control Of Education
Czar of the endless government shopping trip. (I need a do nothing job with 6 figures.)
Czar of Transportation: Division of "Where the Rubber meets the Road". 18 Wheeler Section.
Czar of just trying to get a little ahead of the Bills and Taxes
Czar of Conservative Taxi Cab Drivers, Jefferson County Division (also applying for Asst. Director of the National Council of the band Kansas)
Czar of conservative union members who want the union leadership to get a clue.
Czar of people taking public transportation to job interviews because they can no longer afford car payments, insurance or gas because they are unemployed.
Czar, National Organization of People Too Sexy for the Current Administration
Czar, of Comedic impressions of the presidents and other media moguls for the advancement of the Conservative agenda
Czar of fresh chicken strips. Because chickens don't have nuggets!
Czar of Senior Bus Drivers in North County and "all over". 6 Wheeler Section.
Czar, Department of Technology, video game division. Vice President, department of enjoyable beverages, coca-cola division
Czar of autoworkers, who can't think for themselves.
Czar of Aviation Director of Civil Discourse and Late Confessions
Czar of independent grocery stores. East Main Market.
Department of Rock N'Roll and Media Conservative, No Government will control Our Airwaves.
Czar of Independent Antique Buyers and Sellers. Press nothing, English is automatic.
Czar of Frivilous Congressional and Government Air Transnportation
Teleprompter Czar. I found that OB1 has a teleprompter on the desk in the situation room
Czar of listening to Dana's cool intro music (The Cult, Sisters of Mercy, etc.)and calling the president Chairman MaObama.
Czar of Left Handed Division
Czar of the Cabinet of Legislative and Regulatory Redundancy Department Department
Czar of Responder of Said Hate Mail I would check for spelling errors as well as proper use of words and phrases, slapping all violators with zeal and authority.
Czar of Chinese Chicken and Colonel Sanders' boss.
Czar of Guns and Ammo
Czar of Left Handed Division
Czar of Global Communication, Ham Radio Division. Ya gotta talk to someone!
Czar of the conspiracy. Or am I?
Fed up with the FED Czar
CZAR of Imprisoning Dumb Ass Financial Advisers You know the one's: "The Market Always Comes Back" "Hold for the Long Term" and my all time Favorite "Diversify,Diversify,Diversify" Stop the BS Guru Madness !!
Czar of the Aqua Buddah Society Charged with Promoting Waterboarding Lib, and Terrorists!
CZAR of Keeping it Real for the Conservative Girls out there!
CZAR of (Indiana) Hoosiers
War on Tolerance Czar
Czar of Assault Weapons
Czar of NOBAMA 2012
Czar-Czar. Overseer of the Overseers.
Warped Humor Czar
Czar of Pro Wrestling Bad Guys and Crowd Infuriation
I would like to nominate myself to be the Blog Czar. Actually, I already AM The Blog Czar (http://theblogczar.wordpress.com). Still, I nominate myself and hope to rule with an iron fist and impunity...I mean, hope and change.
Czar of acquainting folks with 19th Century Missouri political (& life) painter George Caleb Bingham. Check out THE (somewhat irregular) COUNTY ELECTION(1852). A frontier Tea Partier attends a STUMP SPEAKING(1854). CANVASSING FOR A VOTE(1852) deja vu. FUR TRADERS DESCENDING THE MISSOURI (1845): Les entrepreneurs, la joie de vive! (French for "Don't even TRY to touch our pelts!")
Czar of Missourian Pet Owners. Because we cant read the laws that are already in effect to help our pets live better lives!
Czar of European Communications
Czar of Homeland Un-Security and BMI relations
Czar of corruption, corruption Czar ... Dedicated to outing corruption in Washington (especially the current administration) ...
Czar of Lovers & Warriors
Czar of Wannabe Dana Show Interns & College Conservatives
Czar of PAIN, Like the kind of pain I get in the backside when I talk to a Lib.
CZAR of the TSA Strip Search Team
All things Military and the Just Plain Fed-Up with Political Correctness Czar
Czar of All Talk Radio Junkies
Czar of who keeps track of all of the proud socialists in our government, the modern day McCarthy
Czar of Meager Salaries, Like Poor Robert Gibbs
Czar of uber-conservative stay-at-home moms with big families who are addicted to talk radio all day long.
Czar of Competency & Productivity
Czar of Silly Walks
Wine Czar - I drink it. I love it. I can be in charge of it.
Czar of Conservatives in Acadamia: Fear of Firing & Advancement from Liberal Intolerance (University of Missouri Division)
Czar of Cruller Donuts and Semi Automatic Handguns
"Safe Action" School Czar
Rock & Roll Czar
Czar of Chicago
Rhetoric Czar, Department of Nose Cutting and Face Spitting
Beans, Bullets, and Bandages Czar, Preparing for TEOTWAWKI
Thermostat Control Czar: Keeping Obama from Installing Smart Meters Division
Czar of Spearfishing, Signs, and Cheap Plastic S***
Czar of honesty and of rehabilitating the naive and those with their heads in the sand, and those with undeserved blind faith in our government. Czar of Indianapolis and its surrounding areas.
Musio Czar: Keeping Liberals from taking our Freedom of Speech off the Air
Czar of Liberal Translation: Converting liberal talking points into true conservative messages. Example: "We will find new energy sources to help reduce our dependence on foreign oil." Translation: "I will funnel as much money as possible and as fast as possible into minority owned businesses that are owned by friends of mine to determine if the sun is hot."
Czar of CyberSecurity Imperious Leader, Active CyberDefence Agency Czar, No Supermodel Left Behind Initiative Author, "The Likely Post Apocalyptic Survival of Conservative Geeks and God-Fearing Country Boys versus Vapid Pretty-Boys and Godless Metropolitan Democrats, a Comparative Study." Author, "Every cloud has a Lead Lining. A Pre-Apocalypse, Practical Implementation Guide of the No Supermodel Left Behind Protocol."
Microbrew Beer Testing and Quality Control Czar
Czar of Beer Swilling Razorback Fans
Czar of Critical Thinking, Defender of Progressives
Czar of the Second Hour in Indianapolis
Czar of identifying and recognizing beautiful, intelligent and just plain sexy conservative women. Right now Dana is identified as Conservative Diva #1!
Czar of Nonconformity
Czar of Underwater Farming Research
Liberal whining and cheesy excuse of the day Czar
Czar of Laughter: Trying not to be scared that the government is going to do away with old people Division.
Czar of WINNING
Czar of Homeland Hollywood Conservatives
Czar of Hungry & Thirsty Airline Passengers
Czar of Awesomeness
Czar of Needing to find the Dana Show a Radio Station in the D/FW Region so I can Listen on an Actual Radio\
Czar, La Guillotine Operartions
Czar of Axing Liberal Courses: University of Missouri Division
Czar of Unemployed Staffing Agency Managers
Czar of Robertsville, MO and Blowing Crap Up
Czar of Dar - Chive On!
Czar of Sensibility and Just Plain Common Sense
Czar of Wine: Hannibal, MO Division
Czar of giving Chicago to Canada, because the rest of Illinois (and the US) would be much better off without it.
Czar of ATF (the newest convenience store, not the guberment agency!)
Czar of Dana's Next Tattoo
Czar of the Cylinder Index (C.I). The total number of internal combustion cylinders in your possession. (vehicles, gas powered equipment, marine and aviation all qualify). If it is less than your age, move to the town of Liberal Lakes
Czar of People Who Mainline Meat and Potatoes
Czar of BAFTE Weapon Seizure and Trafficking Division
The Greatest Czar of All Time
Hardy Har Har Czar in light of the recent events with Weinergate
Czar of Emmis Interns and all things Dr. Pepper
Czar of Frivolous Monkey Experiments and Dana's Expansion out West
Czar of Foreign Relations for the Ambassadorship of Verona, Ontario, Canada
Czar of Incandescent Lightbulbs
Czar in HVAC. Love all the Global warming; A/C sales at a all time high. But really it's from all the hot air in Washington D.C.. I do believe it's man made but it comes from Washington.
Czar of "Save us from the good people." The libs who know what's best for everyone.
Czar of Ice Hockey, Amateur Goalies of Marginal Ability Division
Czar of Department of Israeli Krav Maga and Mixed Martial Arts
Czar of Czars and Stag Beer Production
Czar of Over-the-Road Trucking
The Cigar Czar - To fight the war on cigars waged by the anti-tobacco lobby.
Czar of the real Hope and Change - Hoping i have enough change for gas, food, diapers, family fun etc.
Czar of Puppetry.
Czar of the Conservative Black Males in Indianapolis
JANET A. S.
Czar, Department of All Things Caramel National Council of All Things Sweet - Please don't tax me bro!
Czar of Dana's Twitter Supporters
The "I will jump on stupid liberal ideas like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew" Czar
Czar of Hobbits Who Reek of Patriot Bacon
Czar of Welfare, Medicare and Disability Benefits and Czar of Congressional Pay Cuts
Czar of Useless State and Federal Workers, Ones With Attitudes Division
Czar of Smokie Baked Bacon
Czar for Dana's Cause
Czar of Conservative Women Who Ride Harleys
Czar of South Florida
Czar, President, Department of Logic in places of employment; Czar, Undiscovered Talent.
Czar of Stepping on Toes By Accident, Czar of Sticking Foot in My Mouth
Czar of Czars, Czar of Mac
Czar of Un-Duplication, with the expressed goals of canceling programs that are duplicated somewhere else.
Czar of Vacations
Czar of "Oh no he didn't just say that...Holy Cow he did."
Czar of Paraplegic Driven Muscle Cars: Hand Driven Horsepower Hazing the Hides with a HEMI
Lactation Czar, Rare Lactivist Division
Czar, Department of Obama Idiocies, Director of FacePalm Moments Division
Czar of Laughter
Czar of Squiggly Mercury-Infested Chinese-Made Light Bulbs
Czar of Floppy Sided Swimming Pools
Czar of Obscure References
Czar of Uber Knitting and Political Interest
Czar of Procrastination- Next Week's Summit Will Be Delayed
Czar of Bourbon- Because Liberals Drink Vodka and Rum with Umbrellas In Their Glass. Manhattans Should Be Made with Sweet Vermouth, Not Dry
Czar of Common Sense
Czar of Dirt Bike Riding
Czar of Video Games and Non-Sparkly Vampire Relations
Czar of Department of Fresh Food Gardening, Rural Exchange Bartering, and Family Self-sufficiency.
Czar of Afghan Protest
Czar of Sports and Stuff
Czar of Everything
Czar of Contraception
Czar of visual agitprop, keeper of the sacred plasma cutter, destroyer of all things Creed
Czar of the EA-18G Growler
Czar of Soledad O'Brien's earbud and editor of Wikipedia
Czar of the Misguided Ron Paul Supporters Cause - the man has an awesome message but damn a lot of crazy people like him
Czar of Military retirees living on the Arizona-Mexico Border
Czar of wedgies
Czar of Czars
Czar of Fat Guys in Hawaiian Shirts
Czar of the Nerdery
Czar of Dog Whistles & Southpaws
Czar of Feminist Diatribes and Emasculation, In charge of cleaning up the industry.
Czar Czar Binks
Czar of All Mind Altering Substances, Mostly Beer
Czar Merchandising, Regulation, Continuing Education, Product Licensing and Bribes Czar.
Jeep Czar and all things offroad, will only allow conservatives on the trail czar.
Czar of the Conservative Youth - Leading the fight against the perceived notion of having to be liberal in order to be "cool and hip" in college.
Musical Czar for Bitter Clingers.
Flip Flop Czar. They do it I call it.
Czar of Education
World of Warcraft Czar
Czar of Snips and snails and puppy dog tails!
Czar of Nebraska Husker Nation
Czar of Cranial Protheses
MN Watchdog Czar
Deputy Czar of Bunny-geddon
Undercover NYC Ops Czar
Czar of Michigan Transplants living in Texas
Wake up MN useful idiots Czar
Czar=Low Grade Point Average Obama media tribe
Czar of The Argument Clinic
Czar of Free Market Economics
Consumption of Richard Bags Czar
Czar of the Don't Get Lost and Reroute to Wentzville Conservatives Club
Czar of getting American Patriot Beer in Illinois!
I am the cheese czar, all rats kneel before me! By rats, I mean progressive democrats.
as a muslim myself, I'm a Czar of all Muslim conservative women in the USA
I'm still proud to be your Czar of Unfortunate Liberal Reality!
Czar of the Military Affairs
Czar of Public Relations
Czar of Franklin County...and Pizza
Czar of security for Political Incorrectness and Common Sense
Czar of Bowling. Bringing right brain thinking to the left brain world!
Czar of Chick'Fil'A Sweet Tea, Avon Indiana Divison
TSA Elimination Czar
Czar of Video Games! Put me in a cage match with the ESRB or I will settle with honoring you and andrew breitbart with my pounding of little liberal mush heads online...and yes they are legion.
Czar of Dana Fan Clubs! :)
Czar of History and All things Vintage
Czar of Conservative SAHM's, Diet Coke, Bayonets, Big Bird, Binders and Bacon!! Czar of the serfs (liberals), under the "All Hail Dana" law.
DR. PAUL DAVID TOM
Czar, capriculture, cuniculture
Czar of no Star Wars preservation
The Opera Czar
Czar of Conservative Art School Students Czar of the De-hipsterization of College Campuses Crusade and the Presidential Unicorn Herder; rainbow division
Czar of Public Safety !!! My first act is to find out what happened in Benghazi!!!!
Czar of Sasquatch • Czar of Dana's Eye Loesches • Czar of Belly Button Lint • Czar of Idiocracy, Mediocracy & Hypocrisy • Czar of Rodents of Unusual Size
THE ONE MAN TEA PARTY
Czar of Creative Patriotism
Czar of the weight room and all things related to powerlifting.
Vice Czar of Genuine Maple Syrup Czar of New Hampshire
Czar of putting the Left-wing, politically correct BS where it belongs.
Sensitivity Czar, Patriot Dreamer on Twitter
Czar of Bacon Flavored Cheese
Czar of Assault Dogs
Conservative Lesbian Czar, Because We Do Exist
Czar of Reality Checks, For those that need assistance in getting their facts straight and those suffering from the seemingly epidemic condition requiring the removal of one's head from a location it does not belong.
Czar of the Best Legal Assistants's in Lucas County, OH
Primary RINO Czar. Graham 2014. Wack-a-mole Czar. McCain over and over and over.
KRISSY WITH A 'K
Czar, Encouraging Austin to succeed from #Texas..& replacing "Keep Austin Weird" with " I <3 ATX "
Czar of prisoner booking for the SLMPS.
Chairman of the board for "The prevention and destruction of the disease known as liberalism or progressivism" Supreme Cmdr. of "If you don't vote, don't bitch" Campaign manager for "Dana for President" and "Dana 2016!!"
Don P. As the Tar & Feather Czar... Keeps plenty of Tar hot , chickens plucked. Ready to Tar & Feather (p)resident Obama and those against the U.S.Constitution. Got a head start at Tar & Feather Constitution.com Don Pace
Break Czar: Espresso and Cigarettes served but not FORCED on anyone. Freedom served in every break!
Conner O: Czar of Irish Dana Show listeners; VP of Yognauts; Manager of WIBCville Ginger Coallition