Top Questions to Ask Yourself Before Becoming a Butler, & Do You Know What a BLOB LAUNCH IS?
Do you know what a BLOB LAUNCH is?
We didn’t either, but check out the most epic Blob Launch ever:****
In honor of "The Butler" being the top movie in the country, we thought it'd be a good time to look at the Top Questions to Ask Yourself Before Becoming a Butler.
Am I prepared to be the top suspect every time someone is murdered in the library with a candlestick?
Can I wear a bowler hat without looking like a hipster?
If my employers adopt their street-wise nephew from West Philadelphia, how much crap do I have to take from him?
If a maid on the staff is suddenly pregnant, do I tell Ms. Shriver?
Should I wear a rubber bracelet that says, "What Would Benson Do?"
Is there any more surefire recipe for lasting happiness than spending my days answering the door for lazy millionaires?
Someone stumbled onto a remake of the Beastie Boys' "Sabotage" video . . . starring middle-aged female LIBRARIANS in Chicago. They're dressed like 70's cops, just like the original. But they're trying to chase down a guy who's been stealing books.