Here's How to Mow Your Lawn Without Actually Doing Any Work
The collective brilliance of the Internet continues to amaze me. There's a video on YouTube where a guy mows his lawn . . . but without actually doing any work.
He just sticks a pole in the middle of his yard, links his lawnmower to it with rope, and ties down the throttle. So it just goes in circles as the rope gets shorter and shorter.