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Top Signs You're at a Redneck Wedding

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It's wedding season . . . and that includes our hillbilly friends.  Here are The Top Signs You're at a Redneck Wedding.

 

It's the first time you've ever heard "Here Comes the Bride" played with a JUG.

 

The groom's vows are written on the back of a pack of American Spirit cigarettes.

 

Nobody writes "Just Married" on the couple's car window because they're illiterate.

 

It's held in a Church . . . 's Fried Chicken.

 

The couple is registered at Cracker Barrel.

 

It's a royal-themed wedding.  As in, it's catered by Burger King.

 

The only thing on the gift table is an envelope stuffed with Camel Cash.

 

Most of the reception was captured on a police dashboard cam.

 

Part of the vows are, " . . . in sickness and in METH."

 

The rings exchanged?  Onion.

 

The RSVP asks if you prefer trout or squirrel.

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