Top Signs You're at a Redneck Wedding
It's wedding season . . . and that includes our hillbilly friends. Here are The Top Signs You're at a Redneck Wedding.
It's the first time you've ever heard "Here Comes the Bride" played with a JUG.
The groom's vows are written on the back of a pack of American Spirit cigarettes.
Nobody writes "Just Married" on the couple's car window because they're illiterate.
It's held in a Church . . . 's Fried Chicken.
The couple is registered at Cracker Barrel.
It's a royal-themed wedding. As in, it's catered by Burger King.
The only thing on the gift table is an envelope stuffed with Camel Cash.
Most of the reception was captured on a police dashboard cam.
Part of the vows are, " . . . in sickness and in METH."
The rings exchanged? Onion.
The RSVP asks if you prefer trout or squirrel.