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Top Questions to Ask Yourself Before Becoming a Lifeguard

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Do you like helping people?  Can you swim?  Can you leer at bikini-clad millennials without having them realize you are leering at them?  Well, these are just a few of The Top Questions to Ask Yourself Before Becoming a Lifeguard.


Does excessive back hair help protect against shark attacks?


Is it okay to let someone drown if they're wearing a "Duck Dynasty" bathing suit?


Do I enjoy being mocked by kids and ignored by adults?


Can I represent the field with as much dignity as David Hasselhoff?


Am I just doing this to sell pot?


Will my whistle ever tangle with my nipple ring?


Can I resist the impossible urge to strangle dirt-bag surfers whenever they call me "brah?"


Should I be worried that the last time I took off my shirt, everyone at the pool began dumping chlorine in their eyes and screaming about how God is dead?


Will anyone notice if I use mouth-to-mouth resuscitation as an excuse to explore my sexual orientation?


Will I be able to tell the difference between a beached manatee and an average American sunbather?

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