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Top New Tourism Slogans for Chicago

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Eighty-two people were shot in the "Windy City" over the Fourth of July weekend . . . and that's putting a ton of pressure on the folks at ChooseChicago.com.  So, we'd like to help them out.  Here are The Top New Tourism Slogans for Chicago.

 

Come See Where Obama Lived Before He Ruined America.

 

Chicago:  Kevlar-riffic!

 

We're to Pizza What Philadelphia is to Cheese Steaks and Miami is to Cocaine.

 

We've Been Destroyed in TWO Awful "Transformer" Movies.

 

Home to the Bears, Bulls, Blackhawks, White Sox and . . . We'll Just Leave It At That.

 

Come Try Our Famous Deep-Dish Pizza, Polish Sausage and Cheddar Pierogies.  Then Sit Back and Listen to the DELIGHTFUL Sound of Your Arteries Slowly Hardening!

 

Chicago:  Birthplace of Jenny McCarthy, Kathy Griffin and Michael Flatley.  Sorry About That.

 

Stare Down the Barrel . . . of FUN!

 

Don't Worry:  Most of Our Crime is Organized.

 

At Least We Don't Have Sharks.

 

There's No Better Souvenir than a Bullet Wound.

 

If You Love Professional Baseball . . . Go To Saint Louis.

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