Top Interesting Facts About Ice Cream
In 1984, President Ronald Reagan designated July as National Ice Cream Month and the third Sunday of the month as National Ice Cream Day. Fascinating. Here are The Top Interesting Facts About Ice Cream.
Cookie Dough Ice Cream has been scientifically proven to consist of cookie dough, ice cream, and shame.
Ice cream expires, but that doesn't affect you . . . since you always finish the carton in one sitting.
Ice cream cheers everyone up. Except Lana Del Rey. That chick's mopey.
Research shows the quickest way to get an ice cream scoop whipped at your skull is asking my wife if she REALLY needs that fifth pint of Haagen-Dazs.
Americans consume 1.5 billion gallons of ice cream a year. But you'd never know it, since we're all so svelte!
Dairy Queen once considered hiring an employee who can contain his hatred for his life long enough to avoid scowling at customers while taking their orders.
History was made on August 21st, 1997, when someone was able to purchase a large cone at Cold Stone Creamery, WITHOUT having to take out a second mortgage.
Ice cream companies try to drum up sales by convincing your boyfriend to dump you.
According to statistics, people who prefer chocolate ice cream are more passionate. And people who prefer mint chocolate chip are insane psychopaths that can't be trusted.
Baskin-Robbins has a secret 32nd flavor available only to members of the Illuminati.
It's Snoop Dogg's second-favorite thing to put in a bowl.
The major ingredient in ice cream is air. The same holds true for the inside of Kim Kardashian's head.