Top Questions to Ask Before Becoming a Bulter & Do You Know What a Blob Launch Is?

Posted 8/20/2013 3:00:00 PM

We started the show today with an EATING CONTEST between Andrew and Liz. Check out who won by checking out our 3pm podcast, and check out the pictures on today's blog....and even more pics HERE.

Do you know what a BLOB LAUNCH is?

We didn’t either, but check out the most epic Blob Launch ever:

In honor of "The Butler" being the top movie in the country, we thought it'd be a good time to look at the Top Questions to Ask Yourself Before Becoming a Butler.

Am I prepared to be the top suspect every time someone is murdered in the library with a candlestick?

Can I wear a bowler hat without looking like a hipster?

If my employers adopt their street-wise nephew from West Philadelphia, how much crap do I have to take from him?

If a maid on the staff is suddenly pregnant, do I tell Ms. ...



Bill Clinton Sings Blurred Lines, Plus Robin Thicke VS Marvin Gaye and Pete Townshend VS One Direction

Posted 8/19/2013 3:00:00 PM

I’m back from my whirlwind trip to NYC, which I will detail on a blog later on this week. I’ll talk a little about it today on the DGS at 5:35 tonight. Also tune in to the DGS today to hear Frank Cusamano on sports at 3:35, and Mike Novak from Alternative Mortgage Solutions at 4:35.

While I was in NYC, a "controversy" erupted on Twitter, with all kinds of hysteria over whether or not ONE DIRECTION'S "Best Song Ever" rips off THE WHO'S classic, "Baba O'Riley". Well, WHO guitarist PETE TOWNSHEND is weighing in . . . and he doesn't think there's anything to it.

He says, quote, "I like the single. I like One Direction. The chords I used and the chords they used are the same three chords we've all been using in basic pop music since Buddy Holly, Eddie Cochran and Chuck Berry made it clear ...



Klosting, Top Facts About Martha's Vineyard, and Cookie Monster Sings the Hits

Posted 8/14/2013 3:00:00 PM

To promote its upcoming season, "Sesame Street" released a video parody of ICONA POP'S song "I Love It", and its video.

The "Sesame Street" version is called "Me Want It (But Me Wait)" . . . and it's Cookie Monster, singing about COOKIES and how much they tempt him.

It's actually pretty great. It begins with Cookie Monster singing, quote, "Me get this feeling when me see a cookie on the plate. Me want to grab it, want to eat it, oh me no can wait.

But now me know that self-control is something me must learn. "Me want to grab it, want to eat it . . . BUT ME WAIT."

 

In honor of President Obama vacationing on this affluent Cape Code island, we present to you the . . . Top Interesting Facts About Martha's Vineyard.

The "Martha" it's named after? You guessed it: original MTV veejay ...



Katy Perry VS Sara Bareilles, How to Use the Internet, & Top Things You Don't Want to Hear on the First Day of School

Posted 8/13/2013 3:00:00 PM

There's an instructional video from 1997 that shows kids how to use the internet. And it's HALF AN HOUR long.

They cover all the important stuff that defines your online experience these days. You know . . . news groups, chat lines, America Online.

Don't miss the kid's voice cracking at 2:42, or the awkward hi-five at 3:40.

It's already back to school time for many kids this week. So we thought it'd be a good time to give you the Top Things You Don't Want to Hear on the First Day of School.

Sorry, the only foreign language class with any seats left is, "Intro to Honey Boo Boo."

Hey, go huff your own glue!

Don't be alarmed, but your class president now has the right to listen in on all your cell phone calls.

Today's First Lady-approved lunch special will be raw kale!

Okay, Compton High School, please ...



2013's Best Vines, Top Reasons You Aren't Watching Breaking Bad, & a Scary KFC Commercial

Posted 8/12/2013 3:00:00 PM

Someone dug up an old KFC Commercial from 1967, where a bunch of scary, demanding housewives interrogate Colonel Sanders to get his recipe . . . the actual 77-year-old Colonel.

And the whole thing kinda feels like a horror movie.

They have him hooked up to a lie detector, but instead of telling them what they really want to know, he cackles like a mad scientist.

A British tabloid claims that ORLANDO BLOOM is the odds-on favorite to play Batman in "Batman vs. Superman".

This SUPPOSEDLY comes from a source at Warner Brothers . . . but you never know. Especially with the British tabloids.

Meanwhile, another site says that BRYAN CRANSTON from "Breaking Bad" is a leading contender to play Lex Luthor.

The first episode of the final season of the AMC hit "Breaking Bad" aired last night. Many critics say it's the best show on TV . . ...



We're The Millers, The Title Of #SHARKNADO 2 Revealed, & Bikini Twerking

Posted 8/9/2013 3:00:00 PM

"We're the Millers" is now in theaters. Jennifer Aniston plays a sex star posing as an all-American mom. That's right. She plays Kim Kardashian.

Jason Sudeikis plays a small-time drug dealer who gets his stash stolen. His supplier, Ed Helms, tells him that in order to set things right, he'll have to personally smuggle their latest shipment across the border from Mexico.

Jason doesn't want to get caught so he gets a stripper, a runaway, and a horny virgin to pose as his family while he makes the trip. Emma Roberts is his runaway "daughter", and Will Poulter from the Narnia movie "Voyage of the Dawn Treader" is the kid posing as their son.

In honor of Jason Sudeikis playing a smalltime pot dealer in the new movie "We're the Millers" . . . we thought it'd be a good time to give you the Top Signs Your Neighbor Is ...



Happy THORsday, Fat Albert Does Blurred Lines, & Top Things You Didn't Know About Climate Change

Posted 8/8/2013 3:00:00 PM

Marvel’s "Thor: The Dark World" continues the big-screen adventures of Thor, the Mighty Avenger, as he battles to save Earth and all the Nine Realms from a shadowy enemy that predates the universe itself.

In the aftermath of Marvel’s "Thor" and "Marvel’s The Avengers," Thor fights to restore order across the cosmos...but an ancient race led by the vengeful Malekith returns to plunge the universe back into darkness. Faced with an enemy that even Odin and Asgard cannot withstand, Thor must embark on his most perilous and personal journey yet, one that will reunite him with Jane Foster and force him to sacrifice everything to save us all.

Starring Chris Hemsworth, Natalie Portman, Tom Hiddleston, Stellan Skarsgård, Idris Elba, Christopher Eccleston, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Kat Dennings, Ray Stevenson, Zachary Levi, Tadanobu Asano, and Jaimie Alexander with Rene Russo and Anthony Hopkins as Odin.

Feel like giving to a good cause that ...



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