Klosting, Top Facts About Martha's Vineyard, and Cookie Monster Sings the Hits
8/14/2013 3:00:00 PM
To promote its upcoming season, "Sesame Street" released a video parody of ICONA POP'S song "I Love It", and its video.
The "Sesame Street" version is called "Me Want It (But Me Wait)" . . . and it's Cookie Monster, singing about COOKIES and how much they tempt him.
It's actually pretty great. It begins with Cookie Monster singing, quote, "Me get this feeling when me see a cookie on the plate. Me want to grab it, want to eat it, oh me no can wait.
But now me know that self-control is something me must learn. "Me want to grab it, want to eat it . . . BUT ME WAIT."
In honor of President Obama vacationing on this affluent Cape Code island, we present to you the . . . Top Interesting Facts About Martha's Vineyard.
The "Martha" it's named after? You guessed it: original MTV veejay Martha Quinn.
It was terrorized by a toothy monster in "Jaws". And also whenever Julia Roberts vacations there.
On quiet evenings, locals can hear the ghost of Ted Kennedy dry-heaving.
If you look at her the wrong way, she'll shank you like a prison snitch. Sorry. That's an interesting fact about Martha STEWART.
It's the number one destination for pretentious idiots who use "summer" as a verb.
It's the only place where you're considered "new money," if your family made their fortune in the 1800s, instead of the 1700s.
Aw shucks let’s end today’s blog with another Cookie Monster spoof. Here’s Sid singing Carly Rae Jepsen's song "Call Me Maybe."