2013's Best Vines, Top Reasons You Aren't Watching Breaking Bad, & a Scary KFC Commercial
8/12/2013 3:00:00 PM
Someone dug up an old KFC Commercial from 1967, where a bunch of scary, demanding housewives interrogate Colonel Sanders to get his recipe . . . the actual 77-year-old Colonel.
And the whole thing kinda feels like a horror movie.
They have him hooked up to a lie detector, but instead of telling them what they really want to know, he cackles like a mad scientist.
A British tabloid claims that ORLANDO BLOOM is the odds-on favorite to play Batman in "Batman vs. Superman".
This SUPPOSEDLY comes from a source at Warner Brothers . . . but you never know. Especially with the British tabloids.
Meanwhile, another site says that BRYAN CRANSTON from "Breaking Bad" is a leading contender to play Lex Luthor.
The first episode of the final season of the AMC hit "Breaking Bad" aired last night. Many critics say it's the best show on TV . . . but see why you couldn't care less with the Top Reasons You're Not a Fan of "Breaking Bad".
You're a hipster. And you quit watching it the second I started.
It lacks the witty banter of LL Cool J and Chris O'Donnell.
It presents meth dealers as immoral monsters. And you're a pretty cool guy.
You get your fill of watching a shady bald guy poison society with "Dr. Phil".
It features awful writing, terrible acting and that dead-eyed girl who never smiles. Sorry. That's why you're not a fan of "Breaking Dawn".
As an English teacher, you know that it's impossible to break an adjective.
You sold your TV to buy meth.
If you don't know what "Vines" are, they're those six-second videos you can upload from your phone on the Vine app. I've found this very funny and popular Vine(r) who calls himself Bottlerocket. Here are a few of his Vines.
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You can find me on Vine (search Max on Movies) and Twitter HERE.