We're The Millers, The Title Of #SHARKNADO 2 Revealed, & Bikini Twerking
8/9/2013 3:00:00 PM
"We're the Millers" is now in theaters. Jennifer Aniston plays a sex star posing as an all-American mom. That's right. She plays Kim Kardashian.
Jason Sudeikis plays a small-time drug dealer who gets his stash stolen. His supplier, Ed Helms, tells him that in order to set things right, he'll have to personally smuggle their latest shipment across the border from Mexico.
Jason doesn't want to get caught so he gets a stripper, a runaway, and a horny virgin to pose as his family while he makes the trip. Emma Roberts is his runaway "daughter", and Will Poulter from the Narnia movie "Voyage of the Dawn Treader" is the kid posing as their son.
In honor of Jason Sudeikis playing a smalltime pot dealer in the new movie "We're the Millers" . . . we thought it'd be a good time to give you the Top Signs Your Neighbor Is a Pot Dealer.
When you ask what he does for a living, he says, "I deal pot."
There's a line outside his door whenever Phish is in town.
Whenever you watch "Weeds" together, he always goes, "Come on! That's not the way it is!"
Duh. He sells YOU tons of pot.
His yard sales are all glassware and ELP 8-tracks.
When you walk into the garage to borrow his chainsaw, you're immediately blinded by 200 fluorescent lights.
He's been a liberal arts student for 13 years.
When Syfy announced that they'd be gracing us with a second "Sharknado" movie, they asked people to submit ideas for a title on Twitter. Well, they got more than 5,000 suggestions . . . and now they've picked one.
It's going to be: "Sharknado 2: The Second One". And it's coming to Syfy sometime NEXT July. Obviously, that's a BRILLIANT title . . . but not everyone loves it.
"Sharknado 2: The Second One" may be simple . . . but I think it's great in a fairly original, understated way.
A video of a professional surfer named Anastasia Ashley has racked up over two million hits on YouTube in the past few days . . .
......because at a tournament near San Diego over the weekend, she warmed up by TWERKING in her bathing suit.