George Zimmerman Traffic Stop, Top Signs You Got a Bad Dog, and a Foul-Mouthed Old Lady Wants Rhubarb
Posted 8/1/2013 3:00:00 PM

Here's video of a George Zimmerman traffic stop. He had a gun in his glove box...but that's legal.

 

A disabled Arkansas man with no feeling below his waist, had one of his testicles bitten off by his newly-adopted dog while he slept. That brings us to the Top Signs You Adopted the Wrong Dog.

He always digs up the bones you so carefully buried to hide your crimes.

He's not as big, red or loving as Clifford. But leaves the same size poo.

Instead of "Sit," "Shake," or "Rollover," the only command he responds to is "Twerk."

Instead of walking, he insists on being carried around in a European man-bag.

He used to belong to a celebrity, but the celebrity was Michael Vick.

If you're gonna pick a fight with your neighbor, THIS is not what it should be over. There's a video making the rounds online of a terrible, foul-mouthed old woman stealing stalks of rhubarb from her neighbor's garden somewhere in Iowa.

Except, she claims the rhubarb is public property, because it's grown under the person's fence, which is next to an alleyway.

We have no idea who was right and who was wrong, but the woman picking the rhubarb is DEFINITELY not the type of neighbor you'd make quick friends with.

And her voice is being compared to something out of a "South Park" episode.

WARNING – THIS VIDEO FEATURES GRAPHIC LANGUAGE!

LOTS OF FOWL CURSING!

 

Posted By: Max Foizey  

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  1. MF_7 posted on 08/02/2013 01:56 PM
    Darn, I meant to post "FOUL" language, but instead I posted "FOWL" language, to which clever blog reader Jessica had this to say:

    Max,

    I am extremely offended by chickens, ducks, and other fowl who curse. I can't believe you would post something that involves fowl cursing. Little old ladies who curse and/or use foul language = awesome. Please refrain from being so filthy on your blogs from now on.

    Jessica

    Thanks Jessica! Won't happen again!
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