Young Celebrities in Commercials, Carly Rae Jepson Can't Pitch, & Top Ways To Get Out of Jury Duty
Posted 7/15/2013 3:00:00 PM

The website Buzzfeed.com has put together a great list of 25 Celebrities You Never Knew Were In Old, Corny Commercials. And yes, there are videos to go along with them.

They include Ben Affleck in a Burger King commercial.

 

Steve Carell in an ad for Brown's Chicken.

 

Tina Fey in a bad, bad haircut pimping Mutual Savings Bank. Lindsay Lohan in a Bill Cosby Jell-O commercial. Kristen Stewart acting like she enjoys something for a change in a Porsche ad, and Naomi Watts singing the praises of Tampax.

Find the list, with videos, HERE.

On Saturday night, George Zimmerman was found not guilty in the shooting death of Trayvon Martin. A jury of six women found the prosecution hadn't presented a strong enough case for either murder or manslaughter.

But Zimmerman could still be facing a federal civil rights investigation, or a civil suit for wrongful death.

Most people agree that jury duty sucks. Learn how to avoid it with the Top Ways to Get Out of Jury Duty.

Show up with a copy of a Paula Deen cookbook under your arm.

Tell them you hope you'll be sequestered for a long time because you're trying to beat a heroin addiction.

Tell them you're opposed to the death penalty . . . except in cases of workplace break room refrigerator theft.

Every time a lawyer asks you a question, yell, "I object!"

If it's a female judge, shrug and say, "When did they start letting you people decide things?"

Just be you. Trust me . . . nobody wants to be around that.

Ask another juror if all this deliberation is making him as tense as it's making you, then slowly begin rubbing his shoulders.

Endlessly wink at the accused.

Mention that you're an intelligent person who pays attention to the news.

Constantly refer to the attractive prosecuting attorney as a "Prose-cutie Attorney".

CARLY RAE JEPSEN is Canadian, so maybe she gets a pass on this. But she threw out the first pitch at a Tampa Bay Rays game yesterday, and it was AWFUL.

She basically spiked it into the ground, and it rolled toward the first-base dugout.

 

And this wasn't her first attempt.

Back in April, she threw out the first pitch at a Baltimore Orioles game, and it was half-decent.

But she threw from the grass that time, not the actual pitcher's mound.

 

It's OK Carly, you can still Call Me.......Maybe.

Posted By: Max Foizey  

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