FREE SLURPEE'S, Top Rapper Fears, and Justin Bieber Is An Idiot
Posted 7/11/2013 3:00:00 PM

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Today brings up the annual struggle: Are you willing to sacrifice a few hours of your life to save $1.50? It's July 11th, which is 7/11 . . . and every year on this day, 7-Eleven gives out small Slurpees for FREE.

They're available from 11:00 A.M. to 7:00 P.M. . . . but you'll probably have to wait in a line or go to multiple stores to get one, like this guy.

 

Jay-Z has a new album out. I wonder if he worries that people might not dig it? Nah, peeps will love whatever he does.

Heck, I wonder what that guy worries about. He's got it all. But not all hip hop stars do. Here are the Top Rapper Fears.

That instead of waving their hands in the air LIKE they just don't care, people will actually stop caring.

Snug-fitting pants.

Experiencing writer's block when trying to come up with a derogatory word for women that rhymes with "glitch."

Going onstage without a guy standing behind them with his arms folded and randomly saying, "Yeah!"

Lying to people by saying they don't like big butts.

Pangs of guilt over the knowledge they've created a "new" song simply by screaming over music blatantly stolen from more talented artists.

Reaching that point where they'd happily trade a bottle of Cristal for a nice, non-fat latte.

Quickly going from making a living as a rap artist . . . to one as a sandwich artist.

If you didn't think JUSTIN BIEBER was a punk-ass . . . well, you know . . . before now, then you definitely will after you see the video that hit the web yesterday. It shows Justin and some of his worthless, hanger-on "friends" leaving a club through the kitchen.

And on the way out, Justin decides to pee in a mop bucket . . . while his friends brag about being, quote, "wild kids".

Then he walks by a picture of PRESIDENT CLINTON on the wall, sprays it with some kind of cleaning liquid and says, quote, "[Eff] Bill Clinton!"

 Justin later Tweeted about the incident, but he DIDN'T APOLOGIZE. Instead, he did what he usually does: BLAME EVERYONE ELSE. He said, quote, "In life u will make mistakes and people will try and tear u down...but u gotta stay positive. Stay strong..and learn to be better..and...always live to serve others and The Lord. #growingeveryday"

One person who got an actual apology was Clinton. Seriously, they talked on the phone . . . and Justin Tweeted, quote, "@billclinton thanks for taking the time to talk Mr. President. Your words meant alot. #greatguy."

Seriously . . . who does this kid think he is? Does he care that someone who probably scrapes by on minimum wage now has to clean his URINE out of that bucket?

Does Justin have any idea that if it weren't for his YouTube videos, his own mother, a former PREGNANT TEEN, might have a job like that?

What a jackass, minimally-talented, little creep. Of course, in about ten years, to get video of Justin Bieber using a mop bucket at a restaurant, you'll just have to visit him at work.

Check out the video. WARNING!!! It might make your blood boil.

 

Posted By: Max Foizey  

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