A Moth Takes Out A Baseball Player, 20 Lip-Synching Celebrities, and the To Do List of Paula Deen
6/27/2013 3:00:00 PM
Today's SWEET SIXTEEN is the best commercials of all time.
Dave will put this one on there, the BUD LIGHT CLOWN.
In case you missed it, a Major League Baseball player got taken out by a BUG Tuesday night.
Royals outfielder ALEX GORDON was at bat in the bottom of the ninth inning when a MOTH flew into his right eye.
Then he called time at the last second, and the pitcher threw his pitch about ten feet too high. Probably just so he wouldn't reveal what pitch he was throwing.
They have those super slow-motion cameras now, so there's a pretty good shot of it.
Gordon was fine by the way, and he ended up drawing a walk. But the Royals lost to the Braves 4-3.
Paula Deen did an interview with Matt Lauer on the "Today" show yesterday in another attempt to apologize for once having made a racial slur.
See if today improves for her with the Celebrity To Do List of Paula Deen.
8:00 A.M. Breakfast. Before making the pancakes, out of habit, apologize to Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Butterworth.
9:00 A.M. Blow-dry my white hair until I look like Doc Brown from "Back to the Future".
10:15 A.M. Do laundry. Make sure no one is watching when separating the whites from the coloreds.
11:00 A.M. Continue the vain search for a customer at my restaurant who weighs less than 300 pounds.
3:30 P.M. Add cream to something already creamy, then sprinkle it with salt and sugar and market it to diabetics.
7:15 P.M. Use Sharpie to change sign hanging above my front door to say, "Tights Only."
7:30 P.M. Romantic dinner with husband by the light of a burning cross.
10:45 P.M. Bedtime. Fall asleep to that hilarious movie: "Amistad".
A songwriter named Bonnie McKee is launching her own music career . . . and since she isn't a household name, she invited a bunch of people who ARE famous to make cameos in her video for a song called "American Girl".
The video features more than 20 stars lip-synching the song, including Adam Lambert, Katy Perry, Kesha, Carly Rae Jepsen, Jason Derulo, Macklemore, KISS, Nicole Scherzinger, "Glee" star Jane Lynch, and Tommy Lee, who appears IN DRAG.
Bonnie wrote songs for some of the artists in the video.
Her co-writing credits include: "Teenage Dream", "Firework" and "California Gurls" for Katy Perry . . . Adam Lambert's "Cuckoo" . . . Britney Spears' "Hold It Against Me" . . . Kesha's "Supernatural" . . . and Taio Cruz's "Dynamite."