Elbert Guillory Switches Parties, Guy At Wendy's Goes Nuts, & Top Things Overheard at the G8 Summit
6/18/2013 3:00:00 AM
A Democract State Senator from Louisiana, Elbert Guillory, just posted this YouTube video announcing he has jumped over to the Republican party.
Remember the crazy lady who went nuts last week over her order at Dunkin' Donuts? She recorded it and posted it online, and it TOTALLY backfired. Well, we've got another idiot for you.
This guy didn't use as much profanity, and he didn't record his own rant . . . the person behind him in the drive-thru did. And he doesn't seem as crazy. He's just REALLY flipping out.
Apparently they accidentally put cheese on his double-hamburger, but left off the toppings he wanted. In other words, they probably just gave him the wrong burger.
But since the order was wrong, he wanted his money back. So he stopped his car, got out, left the door open, and walked back to the drive-thru window on FOOT to scream about it. He also says it happened a couple times before.
Wendy's Customer Flips Out Over Hamburger
I bet those youngsters at Wendy’s chalked it up to the customer being old. You know how annoying it is when people a LOT younger than you complain about being old? Maybe this will help. We now have an OFFICIAL GUIDE to getting old. A new survey asked people to name the signs you're getting old. Here are the top 15. So if these don't apply to you, you're NOT as old as you think . . .
1. Feeling stiff.
2. Groaning when you bend down.
3. Saying, "It wasn't like that when I was young."
4. Saying, "Back in my day."
5. Losing your hair.
6. Not recognizing any songs in the Top 10.
7. Hairy ears, bushy eyebrows, and extra nose and facial hair.
8. Hating noisy bars and restaurants.
9. Talking a lot about your joints, or your day-to-day aches and pains.
10. Forgetting people's names.
11. Choosing clothes and shoes for comfort over style.
12. Thinking cops, teachers, and doctors look young.
13. Falling asleep in front of the TV.
14. Needing an afternoon nap.
15. Finding you have no idea what young people are talking about.
There's a video on YouTube from a year ago that's suddenly getting passed around online. It's a guy loading boxes onto a plane at an airport in China, and he's easily the WORST baggage handler ever.
He's unloading a big pallet of cardboard boxes, tossing them onto the conveyer belt with ZERO concern for whether they make it on, and just dumping and throwing them all over the place.
It goes on for three minutes, and then he basically has to re-do the job.
The G-8 Summit got under way yesterday in Northern Ireland. Hear what the world leaders are saying with the Top Things Overheard at the G-8 Summit.
I'm in my last term, fellas. So if you've got a problem with anything I say, you can kiss my Kenyan-born ass.
Let's rename this the G-9 and invite Colombia so we can get some cocaine up in this thing.
Remember the good ol' days when Clinton would turn this into a key party?
The leader of Germany just stole the leader of France's lunch money. Old habits die hard.
Hey guys, let's dress up like Godzilla and scare the crap out of Japan!
The U.S. wants to issue a formal thank-you to England for keeping Gwyneth Paltrow.
We're ready to start the meeting, Mr. Putin. So please put on a shirt and take a break from wrestling that tiger.
How much longer do we have to pretend anything we say will actually mean something two years from now, when we're all speaking Chinese?
I don't want to alarm anyone, but I think some of these Russians may be drunk.
Someone please take the sake away from the Japanese Prime Minister before he discovers we've got "Ice Ice Baby" on the karaoke machine.
No Barack, we don't care that you know Jay-Z.
No, seriously guys, have you heard Kanye's new album? It's amazing.
I run Canada. You run Germany. So let's figure out how we can reunite Justin Bieber with his monkey.
So we all agree that Chad is a ridiculous name for a country, right?
To close out today's blog we bring you a tune sent to us by listener Ron; "Ode to Larry Connors"