Vote for the Hottest Ladies in Radio. Top Reasons You Don't Have a Cell Phone, & A Baby Monkey (Going Backwards on a Pig)
Posted 6/12/2013 3:00:00 PM

And now, thanks to listener Bess, we bring you Baby Monkey (Going Backwards on a Pig) by Parry Gripp.

 

Nine percent of Americans don't have any kind of cell phone....that's not a lot, but here are the Top Reasons Some People Don't Have a Cell Phone.

Their pockets are already full of crystal meth.

President Obama might be listening in. And if he heard what they really thought of him, they'd get audited.

Other than the risk of contracting dysentery, what's wrong with using a pay phone?

In the words of their favorite movie character: "Machete don't text!"

They realized how much they pay per month to post pictures of their lunch and look at cat videos.

Just to be reminded that no one ever calls them? No thanks.

Strange as it may seem, they'd rather not have a way for their wife to be able to get a hold of them at any time.

They don't have enough room for it in their fanny packs or the pockets of their Jordache jeans.

There's an old and VERY hurtful stereotype that to be on the radio, you need to have a "face for radio." It's just not true. I turn down modeling gigs all the time.

And, in our never-ending quest to PROVE that beautiful people flock to this proud industry, it's time for the fifth-annual HOTTEST WOMEN IN RADIO awards.

Nominations are now open . . . but they close FRIDAY! You can go to HERE to nominate someone. I recommend voting for our own LUX and LERN, see some pics of them on today's blog.

Enjoy.

For some reason, somebody at the website CollegeHumor.com decided to watch every episode of "Saved by the Bell", and put together a montage of every single time the audience made an overly dramatic "OOOH" sound.

Enjoy?

 

Posted By: Max Foizey  

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