Ann Coulter, A Harpoon Through the Eye, Fabric Softener Jesus, and Thor: The Dark World
4/23/2013 3:00:00 PM
And now, Ann Coulter on the Boston Bomber's Muslim Wife.
A few amazing pics on today's blog...first up, a HARPOON THROUGH AN EYE.
34-year-old Bruno Barcellos de Souza Coutinho of Brazil is a fisherman. And last week, he was cleaning his spear gun when it accidentally went off . . . and fired a HARPOON THROUGH HIS EYE.
The harpoon went all the way through to the back of his skull. But somehow it missed ALL of the key arteries . . . and his brain. The only thing he lost was the vision in his left eye.
Next up, FABRIC SOFTENER JESUS.
A guy named Martin Andrews accidentally spilled some FABRIC SOFTENER on a t-shirt . . . and when he looked at the stain, he realized it looked like Jesus. As far as random Jesus sightings go, this one's pretty good.
The stain DOES kinda look like a shirtless man with a beard, wearing a crown, with his arms warmly and openly extending to the sides. Martin says that doubters have told him it looks more like a juggler . . . or THE FONZ.
A local Dallas TV station mistakenly identified Zooey Deschanel as one of the Boston Marathon bombing suspects last week. See that photo on today's blog too.
For more about local news ineptitude . . . check out the Top Signs You're Watching a Bad Local Newscast.
Zooey Deschanel is mistakenly identified as a talented actress who doesn't always play the same character.
You're not blinded by the anchorman's teeth.
The weather guy only uses satellites to monitor his ex-girlfriend's house.
They keep cutting away from hard-hitting news about octogenarians celebrating birthdays to go to TOTAL FLUFF, like the war in Afghanistan.
Their investigative reporter is currently going undercover to expose sadistic dry cleaners who occasionally use too much starch.
None of the reporters have slept with each other.
They completely ignored the big story about the squirrel who can water ski.
They only have a Doppler 4,000, instead of the vastly superior Doppler 7,000.
The anchorman's hair sometimes moves.
Here's the trailer for THOR: THE DARK WORLD.