Boston Bombing Suspects, Patton Oswalt Talks Star Wars, & the To-Do List of Ozzy Osbourne
Posted 4/18/2013 3:00:00 PM

Watch as Congressman Jeff Duncan Questions Sec. Napolitano on Possible Deportation of the Saudi National thought to possibly be involved with the Boston bombings.

Yesterday afternoon, a lot of media organizations reported that the FBI had a, quote, "dark skinned male" suspect in custody in connection with the Boston Marathon bombings. Well . . . all of those sources were WRONG.

And the media backpedaling started immediately. The FBI even dissed the media, and told them to, quote, "exercise caution and attempt to verify information before reporting." But the latest word is that two suspects HAVE been spotted on video, they just haven't been identified or arrested.

A surveillance camera from a Lord & Taylor department store caught one man dropping off a bag at the bombsite.

The FBI is circulating pictures of two men carrying bags near the finish line of the Boston Marathon. See those photos on today's blog.

One more note: We have some good news from Boston hospitals. Only 49 people who were injured are still in the hospital, the rest have been discharged. Twelve of them are in critical condition but all of them are expected to survive.

Watch Rene Rancourt start singing, and then the TD Garden crowd takes it home as Boston returns to sports two days after the bombing at the Boston Marathon.

He posted on Facebook this week that he's been 44 days sober . . . and he's not divorcing Sharon. Let's check what he's got goin' on today with the Celebrity To Do List of Ozzy Osbourne.

8:00 A.M. Wake up. Holy, crap! I can't believe I'm still here!

8:10 A.M. Scream at terrifying old lady looking back at me in the mirror.

8:30 A.M. Breakfast. Try to bring spoon to my mouth without spilling Rice Krispies. Give up.

9:00 A.M. Reflect on conflict with North Korea while shuffling around aimlessly with bewildered look on face.

9:20 A.M. Forget my name. Oh, so THIS is why I got it tattooed on my knuckles.

10:15 A.M. Happily realize I can spend the day stumbling around, mumbling incoherently and passing out in the middle of the living room, and no one will have any idea I'm back on drugs.

10:30 A.M. Commute into city via crazy train.

12:00 P.M. Lunch with Sharon. Listen to her talk. Realize why I started taking drugs again.

2:15 P.M. Remind people of the evils of drugs by simply existing.

3:00 P.M. Hear about Britain's plan to name an airport after me, then wonder why no one on earth still thinks of them as a superpower.

4:20 P.M. Turn all the upside down crosses in my house right side up since I'll probably be meeting God soon.

6:00 P.M. Resume the fruitless search for anyone under the age of 60 who's excited about the upcoming Black Sabbath reunion tour.

10:00 P.M. Bedtime. Tell everyone in my life goodbye. Just to be safe.

Tonight on "Parks and Recreation", PATTON OSWALT has a cameo as a citizen who tries to filibuster a city council vote by standing at a podium and talking non-stop.

For the filming of the scene, the producers just told Patton to ramble on about whatever he wanted. He chose to give the world his vision for the plot of "Star Wars 7". And it's beautiful.

He did it in one take and it's totally improvised.

Posted By: Max Foizey  

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