Finding the God Particle, Top Reasons You Don't Care About March Madness, and is Mama June Hot?
Posted 3/19/2013 3:00:00 PM

Did Scientists Find the 'God Particle'?

From the divine to the ridiculous…

It's time once again to play YES OR NO? . . . the game in which we show you the image, and you tell us if it's HEAVENLY . . . or HIDEOUS.

Today we have MAMA JUNE from "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo". Now, before you immediately vote NO, you should know that Mama June got all prettied up for the GLAAD Media Awards this past Saturday night. The question is, did it help? Can ANYTHING help?

For the record, Mama June enjoyed gettin' fancy for a night . . . quote, "It was fun to get glammed up, but I prefer my comfortable clothing. I also missed my kids." You can see the pic on today’s post (kinda looks like Tom Terbrock!). Now it's time to vote: YES OR NO? Leave your comments below.

Moving on … is your March Madness brackets filled out? If you have no idea what that means . . . you'll identify with the Top Reasons You Don't Care About March Madness.

College be stupid. College basketball emphasizes team play and fundamentals.

And as an NBA fan, you can't tolerate that.

You gouged out your eyes while sitting through "Burt Wonderstone".

Shockingly, a matchup between Virginia Commonwealth and Akron just doesn't get you excited.

None of its athletes have the inspiring back-story of playing for a made-up dead girlfriend.

You just made the SHOCKING discovery that "bracketologist" is a fake word made up by ESPN in a desperate effort to sound clever.

You'd rather spend that time reading to your kids. Kidding! Totally watching!

You refuse to support American universities until they start placing more of an emphasis on athletics.

If they're not willing to risk multiple concussions for you, then it ain't a sport. You're choosing to focus on fixing your marriage . . . kidding, you're totally watching.

You've only got eight hours a day at the office. And you're already wasting all of them with checking Facebook and buying things off eBay.

It'll still be going on in April. So the name is a total lie.

The History Channel and the creators of "The Bible" miniseries are denying that they intentionally made the show's Satan character resemble PRESIDENT OBAMA. (But the scene where he appears in the Garden of Eden and tempts Eve with free healthcare is a dead giveaway.)

The creators released this statement: Quote, "This is utter nonsense. The actor Mehdi OuAzaNni, is a highly acclaimed Moroccan actor. He has previously played parts in several Biblical epics, including Satanic characters, long before Barack Obama was elected as our President."

They added, quote, "[We] have nothing but respect and love [for] our President, who's a fellow Christian. False statements such as these are just designed as a foolish distraction to try and discredit the beauty of the story of The Bible." I don’t know….check out the photo on yesterday’s blog and make up your own mind.

It's always entertaining to check in and see people's latest feelings on WILD CONSPIRACY THEORIES and MYTHICAL BELIEFS. Although they'll all be able to laugh in our faces one day if any of them turn out to be true.

Here are some results from a new survey on aliens, fairies, and conspiracy theories.

64% of adults believe there is intelligent life somewhere else in the universe.

19% take it a step further . . . and believe aliens have visited Earth in UFOs.

13% believe the moon landings were fake, and man has never visited the moon.

6% believe in FAIRIES.

And finally, 5% believe ELVIS faked his death and may still be alive.

What do YOU believe in?

Posted By: Max Foizey  

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