Clear Video of Bigfoot, A UFO, & Top Signs You're Seeing a Bad Therapist
2/19/2013 3:00:00 PM
Five castmembers from VH1's "Celebrity Rehab" have died. Now some people are questioning the competence of the show's therapist, Dr. Drew Pinsky. As a public service, we give you the Top Signs You're Seeing a Bad Therapist.
He says he's been looking over the drawings you did in your last session . . . And the last time he checked, the sun was yellow, not orange, MORON.
Every time his cuckoo clock goes off during your session, he chuckles and goes, "Yeah, my thoughts exactly."
He diagnoses you with multiple personalities . . . and charges each of them $150 an hour.
His diploma includes the words "Arizona" and "State."
Five minutes into the session, he says, "Blah, blah, blah. Enough about you. Let's talk about me."
During the entire appointment, all she's been writing in her notepad is "Mrs. Justin Bieber" in different fonts.
He promises it's easy to cure OCD . . . then spends the next 20 minutes furiously scrubbing his hands while locking and unlocking the door.
He says there's nothing to fear but heights, snakes, small spaces, secret recording devices, UFOs, and intimacy.
Speaking of crazy...here is a a video of a UFO in 1941....maybe....