Did you hear about the women's basketball coach who shot two men who attacked him as he was walking two of his basketball players to their cars?

Bruce Willis has a new action flick opening soon, I think it’s the 4,50000000 sequel to Die Hard.

Here he is promoting the film, taking some time to warn the Government shouldn’t mess with the Second Amendment.

So North Korea is allegedly planning another underground nuclear test in the next few days. And they just released a new propaganda video that's pretty much INSANE . . . and also really low-budget.

It starts with a guy dreaming about a huge rocket being fired. Then it shows bad computer animation of a North Korean space shuttle orbiting the Earth. And later, it shows New York City being BOMBED . . . but it's just footage from the video game "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3."

The weirdest part though is the music. For some reason, they decided to set it to an instrumental version of "We Are the World".

The subtitles during the bombing scene translate as, quote, "It appears that the headquarters of evil, which has had a habit of using force and unilateralism and committing wars of aggression, is going up in flames it itself has ignited."

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK.