Hitchhiker Kai gets Auto-Tuned & the Top Things We Learned from the Grammys
2/11/2013 3:00:00 PM
The "55th Annual Grammy Awards" aired last night on CBS.
Katy Perry announced the winner of Breast New Artist. Sorry. BEST New Artist. Sorry. Not sure how that happened.
In honor of the Awards last night, we now give you the Top Things We Learned From Last Night's Grammys.
LL Cool J really likes to Tweet.
John Mayer skinned Grimace for his tuxedo jacket.
Evidently Mumford & Sons and The Lumineers are two different bands.
Staples Center CAN host worse things than a Lakers game.
The annoying dude from Fun. is dating the annoying chick from "Girls".
Skrillex and Jack White probably won't be landing a shampoo commercial anytime soon.
Before your grandma watched him every week on "NCIS: Los Angeles", LL Cool J apparently used to be a rapper.
Talent can only get you so far. For the rest of the way, there's Auto-Tune.
Aaaaaaaand speaking of Auto-Tune, The Gregory Brothers have released an Auto-Tuned version of the hatchet-wielding hitchhiker who made news last week on this here blog.
Also, the reporter who interviewed him tracked him down again, so there's a NEW interview online. It's not as funny as the first one, but he's still a weird goofball through most of it.
At one point the reporter asks if he has anything to say to his fans, and he says, quote, "I don't own you. I don't have you. Please do not be obsessed. Thank you. Love. Respect. I value you."
Someone get this man a reality show!
Hitchhiking with Kai!