You're Eating Chicken Wings Wrong...and the Top Signs You're At A Bad Super Bowl Party
Posted 2/1/2013 3:00:00 PM

According to the National Chicken Council's 2013 "Wing Report" . . . which is a real thing . . . over 1.23 BILLION chicken wings will be scarfed down over Super Bowl weekend. Which is actually down about 1% from last year.

And if you think you know how to eat them, prepare to have your MIND BLOWN.

Some chef posted a video online that shows how to do it without wasting any meat. It's actually pretty simple, but the video show's exactly what to do. If it's the drumstick kind that only has one bone in it, you're probably doing it right already.

But if it's the kind with TWO bones, there's a way to pull both of them out, so you don't have to eat around them.

Now you know what to do at the Super Bowl party you’ll attend this weekend. Unless you got invited to a few Super Bowl parties and don't know which one to attend…in which case I hope the one you pick doesn't suck.

Here are the Top Signs You're at a Bad Super Bowl Party.

At halftime a huge fight breaks out . . . over whether or not Beyoncé was lip-synching.

A guy in a Ray Lewis jersey stabs someone with the pâté spreader.

Nobody really cares about the 49ers or the Ravens. (Actually, that's a sign you're at MOST Super Bowl parties this year.)

They make you take a shot every time Ray Lewis mentions God.

They have the TV on mute, and "Barry Manilow's Greatest Hits" on repeat.

Your wife uses it as an opportunity to announce she's carrying Dan Marino's baby.

There's no cocaine.

For some reason, no one's talking about the steady stream of blood leaking from the microwave.

The host keeps rubbing your leg and whispering that you're the star of his "fantasy team."

Or….there’s a horse playing "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" on a recorder.

Posted By: Max Foizey  

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