The Government Creating Gays, Beyonce Lip Synchs, and Top Questions to Ask Before Getting a Tattoo
Posted 1/22/2013 3:00:00 PM

Alex Jones has shared more of his radio insanity with us, this time claiming our government has been “creating gays” with chemicals.

Leave YOUR thoughts on his latest rant in the comments below. You have to figure that in pro wrestling, once in a while, the wrestlers stop cooperating with each other and get into a LEGIT fight. And apparently, that's EXACTLY what happened at an event in Sanford, Florida on Saturday night.

Hey, I’ve seen live wrestling matches in Sanford Florida! Years and years ago. Watched Hulk Hogan vs the Big Boss Man. But I digress.

A company called Vintage Wrestling had a match between a young wrestler named Steelhorse Vachon and a more experienced wrestler named Tommy Taylor. During the match, Taylor found that Vachon was being uncooperative and potentially even dangerous. So Taylor sent him a message by PUNCHING Vachon in the eye, FOR REAL.

And after the match, Vachon CALLED THE COPS to report that Taylor had gone off the script and JUMPED him. The police questioned several wrestlers there about what happened and ended up not arresting Taylor. Craziness.

The Super Bowl is around the corner, and the tattoo artist used by San Francisco 49er's quarterback Colin Kaepernick has been swamped with requests for similar tattoos.

So as a public service, check out the Top Questions to Ask Yourself Before Getting Your First Tattoo.

Do I want it in a place where everyone will see it, or just the people who watch me in amateur porn videos?

Am I sure I can stop at just one, or will I be trying to find a clean space on my forehead in a year?

Do I want a job other than Tilt-a-Whirl operator?

Why isn't having the Dokken logo on a T-shirt good enough?

Do I really want to be the 31st guy at my gym with a barbed wire wrap-around?

In 10 years, will anyone even remember One Direction?

Is my tattoo artist practicing "proper sterilization" when he licks the needle and then wipes it on his shirt?

Wait a sec . . . is "Skynyrd" with two y's or two i's?

Should I verify my online girlfriend exists before getting her name inked on my shoulder?

How quickly after getting a peace sign on my ankle will global violence end forever?

Will my local tattoo artist be able to draw the Chinese characters for "ignorant white person who thinks he's deep and worldly?"

If I just tattoo giant elephant ears on each thigh . . . will everyone get the joke?

Turns out Beyonce didn’t sing live at the Presidential Inauguration, opting to mime to a pre-recorded track. This has made big headlines today, but I’m not exactly sure why anyone cares.

Yo-Yo Ma played his cello to a pre-recorded track. This happens all the time.

Why is this a story?

Posted By: Max Foizey  

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