Alex Jones on Piers Morgan & the Top Signs You Hired the Wrong Personal Trainer
Posted 1/8/2013 3:00:00 PM

Did you catch Alex Jones on Piers Morgan? Here’s a clip.

You can find the whole explosive segment at the end of today’s blog. For now, let’s turn our attention to something much more calm…like gardening.

In your front yard.

Until the city comes along….and tells you to stop.

Wait, what? Yep, an Orlando couple has been cited for a code violation for their front yard vegetable garden.

Here’s the crazy story.

If you resolved to lose weight in 2013, using a personal trainer could help you reach that goal . . . of course, provided you get the right one. Here are the Top Signs You Hired the Wrong Personal Trainer.

When you ask him to count your reps of twenty-five, he goes, "Who do you think I am: a mathematician?"

After workouts, he wrings your sweatband into his mouth and says, "Mmmm. Tasty!"

He says the only way to really shed pounds is meth.

While he's holding down your feet for sit-ups, you can smell the McRib on his breath.

He's a strong proponent of pantsless spotting.

His patented training method is called "Sweatin' to Skrillex".

The Biggest Loser keeps trying to land him . . . as a contestant.

He only took up personal training after being laid off by Hostess.

At the end of each session he says, "Okay, now let's hit the showers . . . at your place."

All of his recommended exercises involve you cleaning his apartment.

 

Alright here is the full Alex Jones segment…enjoy!

Posted By: Max Foizey  

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