It's the Sunday before Christmas and you haven't even begun shopping?
Find your excuse here on the Top Reasons You Haven't Started Your Christmas Shopping.
--Your name is Tim Tebow and you've been too busy keeping the Jets' bench warm.
--Since you didn't win Powerball, ain't gonna be no shoppin' this year.
--You wait until the last minute to see if you get anything you can re-gift.
--You believe Christmas should be about sharing love, rather than wasting money on unnecessary gifts. Plus you used all your savings to buy yourself a hovercraft from Sharper Image.
--You can't think of a single present that could do justice to how much you love your wife. And for the life of her, neither can your girlfriend.
--You're dating Taylor Swift and still think you'll break up before Christmas.
--You don't want to buy the iPhone 5 just in case the next one comes out before Christmas Day.
--Every year you give out beautiful hand-made crocheted tubes for storing toilet paper rolls and you see no reason to change that now.
--Buying everyone you know $5 gas cards isn't exactly time-sensitive.
--You refuse to start until Santa forwards you the ladies that made his naughty list.
--Until this meth finishes cooking, there won't be any shopping money.
--Because your state legalized pot this month and now NOTHING'S getting done.
--You want to pick out the PERFECT gift for your kid. And that dude guarding the Toys for Tots bin refuses to go on break.
--You've spent the past two weeks glued to your radio, hoping someone would finally play Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You".