Top Reasons You Haven't Started Your Christmas Shopping
Posted 12/23/2012 3:00:00 PM

It's the Sunday before Christmas and you haven't even begun shopping?

Find your excuse here on the Top Reasons You Haven't Started Your Christmas Shopping.

--Your name is Tim Tebow and you've been too busy keeping the Jets' bench warm.

--Since you didn't win Powerball, ain't gonna be no shoppin' this year.

--You wait until the last minute to see if you get anything you can re-gift. 

--You believe Christmas should be about sharing love, rather than wasting money on unnecessary gifts.  Plus you used all your savings to buy yourself a hovercraft from Sharper Image.

--You can't think of a single present that could do justice to how much you love your wife.  And for the life of her, neither can your girlfriend.

--You're dating Taylor Swift and still think you'll break up before Christmas.

--You don't want to buy the iPhone 5 just in case the next one comes out before Christmas Day.

--Every year you give out beautiful hand-made crocheted tubes for storing toilet paper rolls and you see no reason to change that now.

--Buying everyone you know $5 gas cards isn't exactly time-sensitive.

--You refuse to start until Santa forwards you the ladies that made his naughty list.

--Until this meth finishes cooking, there won't be any shopping money. 

--Because your state legalized pot this month and now NOTHING'S getting done.

--You want to pick out the PERFECT gift for your kid.  And that dude guarding the Toys for Tots bin refuses to go on break.

--You've spent the past two weeks glued to your radio, hoping someone would finally play Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You".

Posted By: Max Foizey  

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