Top Christmas Songs, Worst Christmas Movies & Things That Stress Out Santa
12/24/2012 3:00:00 PM
UltimateClassicRock.com has put out a list of The Top 10 Christmas Songs by ROCK acts. Here's the list:
1.) "Happy Xmas (War Is Over)", John & Yoko / Plastic Ono Band (1971)
2.) "Father Christmas", The Kinks (1977)
3.) "Wonderful Christmas Time", Paul McCartney & Wings (1979)
4.) "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town", Bruce Springsteen (1975)
5.) "Sock It to Me Santa", Bob Seger and the Last Heard (1966)
6.) "Thank God It's Christmas", Queen (1984)
7.) "Peace on Earth / Little Drummer Boy", David Bowie & Bing Crosby (1982)
8.) "Christmas All Over Again", Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers (1992)
9.) "Christmas Time Is Here Again", The Beatles (1967)
10.) "2000 Miles", The Pretenders (1984)
What are YOUR favorites?
A lot of people get a little anxious during the holiday season . . . and that includes the King of Christmas. Here are the Top Things That Stress Out Santa.
Diabetes. At his age and weight, it's only a matter of time before it kills him.
Arnold Schwarzenegger's continued reluctance to delight the world with a hysterical sequel to "Jingle All the Way".
Kids discovering even though his sleigh is fueled by magic, HE'S fueled by Camels, Coors Light and Twinkies.
Getting lost because he planned this year's route on Apple Maps.
With his über-thick beard and ridiculous hat, he's often mistaken for a hipster.
Mouth herpes from too many mommies wanting to recreate that stupid song.
Getting out of the sleigh and pulling an "Anne Hathaway."
Wearing the red suit in Crip neighborhoods.
Being called Obama for giving everyone gifts for doing nothing.
That Michelle Obama will just leave frickin' apple slices and low-fat milk.
People realizing a creepy, chubby dude in a red suit has absolutely NOTHING to do with the birth of Jesus.
Perhaps something else that stresses out Santa is bad Christmas movies. Here's the worst of the worst, courtesy of E! Online.
#1.) "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians", 1964
#2.) "Black Christmas", 2006 (This is a remake of a 1974 flick, but that one was actually GOOD.)
#3.) "Surviving Christmas", 2004
#4.) "The Nutcracker in 3D", 2009
#5.) "Deck the Halls", 2006
#6.) "Santa With Muscles", 1996 (Sounds Creepy.)
#7.) "Christmas With the Kranks", 2004 (The first film I professionally reviewed!)
#8.) "Fred Claus", 2007 (Because when you think Xmas, you think Vince Vaughn!)
#9.) "Jingle All the Way", 1996 (Surprisingly, this has a hipster following.)
#10.) "Four Christmases", 2008 (Vince Vaughn again! Stay away from Xmas, buddy!)
What are YOUR least fave holiday flicks?