Kate Middleton's To Do List, Baby Monkey Riding a Pig, and Paranormal Tuesday
12/11/2012 3:00:00 PM
Tom has been all out of sorts about the IKEA monkey from yesterday’s blog, saying how unhappy the monkey looked….so to cheer him up we present….Baby Monkey (Going Backwards On A Pig)
A lot has been made of the Australian DJs who were fired after pranking Duchess Kate Middleton’s hospital…well it turns out while the pregnant Duchess was hospitalized with acute morning sickness; she had a big, full day.
Check out the Celebrity To Do List of Princess Kate.
8:00 A.M.: Wake up from awful dream I had to do things like "work" and "pay bills."
9:00 A.M.: Breakfast. Something I can eat while holding a spoon with my pinky extended.
10:30 A.M.: Sit in hospital room alone. Ironically, fantasize about being an obese cat lady in the Midwest.
1:00 P.M.: Play "Words with Aristocrats".
2:30 P.M.: Shoot peasants from hospital window for sport.
5:15 P.M.: Make deal with Prince Harry that I'll keep my top on around cameras if he does the same with his pants.
6:05 P.M.: Get hospital bill. Forward it to British taxpayers.
8:00 P.M.: Tell Pippa I won’t read her new cookbook, and it has nothing to do with being jealous of her ass.
10:30 P.M.: Sleep. Have a terrible nightmare that I suddenly have to pay taxes, contribute to society, or do SOMETHING to justify my ludicrous wealth and fame.
Today is Paranormal Tuesday, and Dave wanted me to post a link to this pretty cool article that says the USA is looking forward to COMPUTER BRAINS in the year 2030. Check it out HERE.
We recently got an e-mail from listener Mark, claiming to have caught a GHOST on camera. Here’s the e-mail: Hi DGS, My pal Matthew and I sponsor a balloon in the Great Forest Park Balloon Race and raffle a ride off to one of our patient's (They’re chiropractors). While preparing to launch the balloon we were taking some photos and caught an image in the flame inside the balloon that is pretty amazing.
Check it out on today’s blog pics.Looks like a FIRE GOBLIN to me!
Also on today’s blog pics you can see something courtesy of Dr. Michael Lynch, he says “This is what the Maya predict on 12.21.2012, flooding and storms.”
Have you seen the video of the crazy LIGHTS IN THE SKY in San Francisco’s Mission District? Here’s video (Warning: salty language!):
What do YOU think that is?