Every Thursday at 4:08 Tom Terbrock does his INSANE rant segment WTFT, and we used to post his work-in-progress notes...after a few weeks of dropping out of that habit, we're going to start posting them again. Check out the one on today's blog...it's only Monday and Tom's notes are already incredible.

I've never found Jamie Foxx all that funny but he’s a hell of a dramatic actor. At the Soul Train Awards the Oscar winner referred to our President as our ‘Lord and Savior,’ a statement that seemed to take the audience aback.

What do YOU think of that? Was he being funny? Is this how some see our President?

It’s Cyber Monday and I’m going to try to stock up on a few deals for Christmas with a few clicks of the mouse. It’s so much safer than trying to shop on Black Friday.

This year's Black Friday saw its usual nationwide string of idiocy and violence. A man in Massachusetts went home with the 51-inch TV he'd just bought at K-Mart . . . but WITHOUT his girlfriend's two-year-old son. Shoppers were robbed in South Carolina, Michigan, and Maryland. And in Mississippi, someone dropped a stink bomb of hog pee in a Wal-Mart to try to get other shoppers to leave.

It wouldn't be Black Friday without at least one horrifying riot. A video surfaced from a Walmart in Moultrie, Georgia where people pushed, elbowed, and fought over a crate of cell phones.

IT’S JUST A CELL PHONE, PEOPLE! GET A GRIP!

Have you started your holiday shopping? Will you do some shopping at a mall? Well, be careful. Not all malls are alike. As a public service, here are the Top Signs You're at a BAD Mall.

Customers with lost children are told to suck it up and quit blubbering.

The employees at its Brookstone won't let you demo their selection of marital aids. Those ARE marital aids, right?

You just saw health inspectors emerge from its Panda Express carrying a cat carcass.

The customers at its Apple store just challenged the customers at its American Apparel store to a douchebag-off.

There appears to be a small family from Zimbabwe living in the Sunglass Hut.

The American Eagle store actually sells freshly shot American Eagles.

People are walking around like mindless zombies. Oh, I'm sorry, that's a sign that you're at ANY mall.

As you may know I’m a big Miami Dolphins fan, but you don’t have to be to enjoy this next video. The third quarter of yesterday's Seahawks-Dolphins game was interrupted for about a minute when the SPRINKLERS turned on.

The system was apparently still set to Saturday's schedule. They're blaming it on a computer glitch.