Drunk Idiots, Alien Bugs, and Judge Judy in a bikini
11/15/2012 3:00:00 PM
On today’s blog pics you’ll see a painting done by Mark Klose’s wife Fern. Klose wanted the DGS blog faithful to be able to bask in the glory of his wife’s art, and who can blame him?
You’ll also see a photo of Judge Judy in a bikini…more on that in a moment.
Because of the election we haven’t done Paranormal Tuesday for a while, so let’s talk UFOs. Last week a guy in Denver went to the local news with a video he CLAIMED showed UFOs flying around in broad daylight over the city. They were just tiny specs though, so producers sent a cameraman out to see if HE could get them on camera . . . and he DID.
In both videos, it's just little dots darting up and down in the sky . . . that kind of look like bugs. But according to at least one expert, they're NOT bugs, and no one's sure WHAT they are. The guy who shot the original video says they show up almost every day between noon and 1:00 P.M. (with his hairy, hairy arms).
What do you think? Bugs or aliens? Or Alien Bugs? This sounds like a job for the CIA.
As you know, the CIA has a job opening. If you're interested in applying, first check out the Top Questions on the CIA Director Job Application.
If a spy leaves a motel heading north at 40 miles-per-hour, and a biographer leaves the SAME motel heading south at 50 miles-per-hour, how long until it's all we're talking about?
Is your penis currently inside your biographer? If yes, thanks for your time but we'll have to pass.
Do you like to pay Central American whores for sex? If yes, we'll forward this application to the Secret Service.
Can you avoid rolling your eyes whenever Joe Biden speaks?
If you get bored, you can always bomb Canada. Agree?
Or strongly agree? Seriously, how unrealistic are Tom Clancy books? I mean, come on!
Jason Bourne's gone rogue. WHAT ARE YOU PREPARED TO DO?!?
What's the coolest thing about James Bond: That he works tirelessly in the service of the free world, or that he bangs a lot of babes?
If you had to choose, would you prefer a surge in the Middle East, or a surge in your fatigues?
This next story SEEMS too good to be true, but we have no reason NOT to believe it. Earlier this week, in a city in Western Australia called Geraldton, police were chasing a drunk 17-year-old who'd stolen a scooter.
And as the guy ran from them, he jumped over a fence into a random backyard. But he didn't realize the family who lived there had a TRAMPOLINE. And when he jumped the fence, he landed on the trampoline . . . and bounced right back over the fence into the cops' arms.
They grabbed him and arrested him. He was arrested on seven charges, ranging from theft to drunk driving to operating a scooter without a helmet.
We don’t have video of that but here is a video of a drunk guy in a suit trying to go down an UP escalator in London. He wouldn't even stop when a woman and a bunch of other people tried to help him. Then after about two minutes, someone finally hit the "emergency stop" button and yanked him back onto the platform.
OK, the moment you’ve been waiting for…feast your eyes on JUDGE JUDY…in a bikini. Judge J turned 70 on October 21st. And on KATIE COURIC'S show, she unveiled a photo of herself . . . IN A BIKINI.
And that's got YES OR NO? written all over it.
Now, Judy didn't reveal TOO much. In the picture, she's wearing a lacy cover-up. It's see-through, but it does keep us from REALLY getting a complete look at her physique.
You've seen the picture, and now it's time to vote: Yes Or No on Judge Judy in a bikini?
This is a tough one. For a 70-year-old woman, she looks pretty fantastic. So I have kind of a "You-go-old-girl" attitude. Then again, I'm sure I wouldn't hit that. I guess if my feet are held to the fire, I give her a GENERAL Yes, but a SPECIFIC No.