You’re not going to believe this. An ABC affiliate in Denver ran a story about the affair between Gen. David Patraeus and Paula Broadwell that featured a doctored cover of Patraeus’ book. See the image on today’s blog pics (Image via America Blog) and check out the whole story on America Blog HERE.And here’s the very, very funny video that aired in Denver: Insiders say former CIA chief David Petraeus is crushed by the fallout over his affair...A friend of Petraeus says he's still completely trustworthy and this misstep shouldn't affect our opinion of him. But that friend is Lance Armstrong.

And it turns out there are more surprises we're learning about the decorated general. Here are the Top Other Revelations About David Petraeus.

Friends say there were several glaring omissions in his biography. For instance, the fact he was relentlessly nailing the chick writing it.

Of all the writers he hasn't had sex with, Maya Angelou tops his list.

He saw action in Iraq, Afghanistan, and also in the bedroom when his wife wasn't around.

Despite all those years in the military, he sucks at "Call of Duty".

He's got 99 problems, and guess what one of them is?

He can't be trusted because he cheats on his wife, according to Newt Gingrich.

He's worried his extramarital affair will destroy his political aspirations. Just like it did with JFK and Bill Clinton.

He wanted the "I" in CIA to be changed to "Intercourse."

He supported "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" . . . but only for his mistresses.

On today’s show we welcome Jamie Allman and Dana Loesch in studio with us from 4:30pm – 6pm for a debate discussion concerning “Where the Republican Party Goes From Here.”

Some think the G.O.P. should become more socially conservative, others think they should take a page from the Libertarian playbook and become more socially relaxed.

What say you?