Living Dolls, Bieber Barfs, and LiLo's Latest Tussle Has a Missouri Connection
Posted 10/1/2012 3:00:00 PM

In honor of Mark Klose, here’s Justin Bieber as he throws up on stage in Arizona.

 

Have you heard of internet sensation Dakota Rose? She’s an American girl who goes by “Kota Koti” and has been dubbed the 'real-life Barbie' thanks to her doe-eyed stare and dainty proportions.

 

She’s inspired girls the world over to alter their appearance to look like living dolls.

Anastasiya Shpagina has transformed herself into a living cartoon character complete with miniature waist, vividly-coloured hair, and a defined pout. Originally from the Ukraine, the 19-year-old takes style inspiration from the cartoons that have a huge following and has even adopted a Japanese name - Fukkacumi.

 

This stuff is impressive but a little obsessive too, methinks!

Meanwhile we’re only asking you to send us your homemade WTFT shirts – you won’t have to alter your appearance, just make a shirt! Check out the latest one we got on today’s blog.

You’ll also see a picture of Christian LaBella, a staffer for Illinois Republican Congressman John Shimkus, with vice presidential candidate PAUL RYAN…and KIM KARDASHIAN and KRIS JENNER.

This LaBella guy has a kind of minor connection to the entertainment industry. On his Facebook page . . . which doesn't seem to exist anymore . . . he says he's the nephew of HEATHER MCDONALD (she writes for Chelsea Lately and also appears on the show regularly).

Well this dude ended up partying with LINDSAY LOHAN, who ended up claiming he ATTACKED her!

Lindsay met LaBella at the 1 Oak nightclub. They ended up partying in Lindsay's room with some of her friends . . . until Lindsay realized LaBella was recording her. She confronted him, and discovered that he had 50 videos and pictures of her, and he was already e-mailing them out to his contacts.

LaBella reportedly threw Lindsay on the bed, causing scratches on her hands. It's not clear what everyone else in the room was doing, or if they were even still there. Lindsay ran out of the room, but returned later. LaBella allegedly CHOKED Lindsay, threw her to the ground and got on top of her. This time, a friend was able to pull LaBella off. Then Lindsay YANKED THE FIRE ALARM. Police showed up, and LaBella was arrested on two counts each of assault and harassment.

Now, there's a separate report with slightly different details. In this one, Lindsay grabbed LaBella's camera and ran from the room, and he followed her. They struggled in the hallway, where LaBella choked Lindsay . . . then someone pulled the fire alarm, cops came and he was arrested. Lindsay's rep issued the following statement . . . quote, "Lindsay was assaulted early this morning in a New York hotel. While she did sustain some injuries, she was not hospitalized. The assailant was arrested and is currently in police custody. Lindsay has spoken with police and is fully cooperating with the investigation."

The charges against LaBella were later dropped, and his arrest was voided . . . because there wasn't enough evidence to prove Lindsay's claims. So now, all the cops have are harassment reports filed by both of them against each other.

Steve Tomaszewski, a spokesman for Illinois Rep. John Shimkus, said no one from their office had been contacted by LaBella since this incident.

Posted By: Max Foizey  

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