The police in Queensland, Australia are going to get a LOT of help finding this woman who robbed a gas station yesterday morning.

Not because they're necessarily fans of law or justice, but primarily because the thief is a blonde woman with GIGANTIC BREASTS, and she robbed the gas station in a shirt that's so low-cut those gigantic breasts are spilling out of it.

She looks like she's in her 20s and is wearing a black cap over her blonde hair, but it doesn't cover her face.

Maybe she thought her breasts would be a distraction?

No one was hurt in the robbery. Police have released the surveillance tape of the robbery and are still looking for her.

It’s Paranormal Tuesday, and so Dr. Lynch has sent us this info to feast on:

Soldiers have begun testing a camouflage pattern that looks more like reptile scales than terrain as part of the field-trial portion of the Army’s camouflage improvement effort.

You read that right – Reptile Soldiers!

The new camouflage consists of interlocking shapes that resemble a reptile’s scales, a look that has proven highly effective despite its non-traditional appearance, uniform officials say. Soldiers will begin to evaluate the patterns sometime in June in field trials that could take up to nine months to complete, said Debi Dawson, a spokesman for Program Executive Office Soldier. The Army will then conduct a cost-benefit analysis to determine whether to adopt a new camouflage pattern.

I’ll say it again – Reptile Soldiers!

I’ll end today’s blog by wishing the family and friends of Andy Griffith well on the occasion of his passing. It feels like we’re all his friends, doesn’t it?

Here is Griffith's famous 1953 stand-up monologue about college football. It has become one of the most beloved comedy recordings of all time.

R.I.P. Andy.