This afternoon Venus will make a transit across the sun, which is a pretty cool once in a lifetime event, but because I work with Tom Terbrock I feel the need to remind all of you that you should NEVER LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE SUN!

Follow this link to learn how to watch the transit of Venus without blinding yourself.

After all, you wouldn’t want to wind up like Patricia Krentcil, the TANNING MOM.

Well Ok, the Tanning Mom didn’t get burned to a crisp from looking at the sun, but it sure looks that way.

It’s hard to believe that back in the day, she was actually sort of a looker.

Check out her black and white glamour shots, and let me know if you think her face has been photoshopped onto that body.

I’d say the pics have been airbrushed, but the head appears to belong to the bod.

It’s Tuesday, which means it’s PARANORMAL Tuesday, and our good pal Doc Lynch has sent along something pretty handy: a generic ZOMBIE EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM WARNING.

Now you can be warned whenever zombies or Tanning Moms come your way.