1) In Pennsylvaniaa sun tanning accident. 

2) It’s come to this...Anderson Cooper and the 40 pound cat...so much for Katrina.

3) Romney says Obama's little league trophy for killing Osama isn’t all that big of a deal.  

4) Arianna says Obama boast is "despicable."  

5) Will Cain says Don Lemon and some other gay dude....both who are gay...are gay hypocrites for laughing at Obama joke about Bachmann husband...so its ok to say Don Lemon has had more bones in his mouth than ...swallowed more than…? 

6) Obama says Romney is a wussy…refrring to Romney saying he would just not tell people he was going into pakistan…not that he would not go after bin Laden…
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7) Christie says he’d “consider it.”

8) Rejected WHCD Kimmel jokes