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    CURRENT TOPICS
    Virginia Senator Jim Webb says McCain needs to "calm down" about touting military service. Click here.

    Stephen Baldwin, brother of Alec who promised to leave the country is President Bush was re-elected, issues another leave the country promise of his own. Click here.

    Senator Obama calls the Clark slap at McCain "inartful". He also snorts once again while talking. Click here.

    Bob Beckel is ate up. Click here.

    Lottery Whiners in New Jersey ... love the woman who said she "didn't know you could go online". Click here.

    The square milk jug introduced at Sam's and people hate it. Click here.

    CBS gets around to reporting on shale deposits three years after the Rand Report. Report includes yet another "not enough water" whiner like Harry Reid...unreal. You think anyone in any other country in any part of the world would not be after this stuff pronto? Click here.

    Crane's sweeping "No Fatties" movement finally reaches Japan. Click here.

    Why I don't go camping. I don't wear a sports bra. Advice to Camper Denys? You guessed it. Click here.

    Black jazz singer embarrasses black Americans by singing the "Black National Anthem" instead of the National Anthem. It happened in Denver...future home of the Democratic Convention. Oh Joy. Click here.

    Damn...some people are really dumb. Sorry. Notice how the reporter never details how the woman wound up drinking the Tiki Torch Fuel....only that "IT LOOKS JUST LIKE APPLE JUICE!" Jeez. Click here.

    Retired Marine shoots punk robber. Outrage ensues from you know who. Click here.

    The Onion thinks it's funny...and it kind of is--complete with video of the President embracing "victims". Imagine Liberals laughing at themselves like this. Click here.

    Fox and Friends Photoshop pictures of NYT reporters to make them look bad. Click here.

    CNN does a terrific job cornering General Clark on his past support of Kerry and his military past. Click here.

    I said before the oil issue is being driven by Arab countries who don't want to be bothered by US strength and demands. They want a Democrat in the White House ASAP. NBC willingly aids wayward Arabs in their ongoing attempts to use oil as a terrorism tool against the US. Funny. They don't even seem to know they are helping Amadinijead and his terrorist buddies in their attempts to make the US back off. Click here.

    Sen. Obama in Independence calls off Dogs like Gen. Clark regarding Sen. McCain. Click here.

    Obama on Bill. Click here.

    Reporter slip ups. Click here.

    Harry says it all makes us sick. Click here.

    Nancy Pelosi, one year ago, promises lower gas prices delivered by the Democrat controlled Congress. How'd that work out for ya? Click here.

    PREVIOUS TOPICS
    The wearable feedbag..just what nationalized health care ordered!. Click here.

    Onion again: How to pretend you give a rip about the election. Click here.

    The Glover Show without the Coop. Click here.

    Jon Stewart tries to untighten the butts of Lefties by making fun of a MoveOn.Org ad. Notice how his Moonbat audience reluctantly goes along with the host. Click here.

    Stewart goes back to the well and finally says "hey, it's ok to laugh at the Messiah". Click here.

    This one is mildly disturbing. Click here.

    Caught up with this while on Vacation...CNN reporting on Supreme Court Handgun Ban Decision using Deathwish and Terminator movie clips as wallpaper video. Click here.

    Don't know about you, but I'm only seeing headlines talking about the race stuff against Obama..and not other aspects of an Orlando spray painting incident. Click here.

    Chris Matthews falls into Osama/Obama trap. he deserves it while pushing the new Lefty Fakery: It's no longer the imaginary Iran war..now it's the phantom terrorist attack- helping- McCain BS.. Click here.
    Olbermann goes nuts again this time with his hypocrisy. He was wrong the first time. Click here.

    Excellent Cavuto analysis and interview in wake of calls to nationalize the oil industry--which came, interestingly, hours after President Bush proposed a solution. Click here.

    Spoof of anti-McCain ad...this one is pretty good. Click here.

    Senior Obama Foreign Policy Advisor Susan Rice says "THERE'S" two ways to fight terror. uh huh. Click here.

    Ron Paul convicts himself of being a dope on foreign policy. Click here.

    This one is mildly disturbing. Click here.

    President Bush--who has pushed for more supply for years--once again states it pretty simply. But why would Democrats abide when they have an election to win? Click here.

    MizPee.com. All for Crane. Click here.

    Gracious Michelle Obama talks about Laura Bush. Click here.

    "Dark Black Women" and pantyhose problem people were relieved at all the other subject matter. Click here.

    America's Got Talent with the insufferable Jerry Springer totally rips off priceless moment from Britain's Got Talent...with a "salesman" singing opera and then the fake and demeaning and ultra quick standing O's. Bad. Even if singer wasn't all that bad at all. Click here.

    If it all sounds familiar but not as good as the familiar here's Paul Potts. Click here.
    McC***. (Warning: Profanity)) is not "too important. Click here.

    Springsteen hits on the consumer's lament. Perfect week for this. Click here.

    Prez Bush handles Limey journalist very well on the Guantanamo issues. Too bad no one is listening. Click here.

    Gore risks everything and endorses Obama. Click here.

    Nutjob Lou Dobbs blames Tomato scare on Bush by calling it "his" FDA. Click here.

    McCain gets grief for saying bringing troops home is not "too important. Click here.

    MoveON's latest masterpiece regarding baby killer and drafter John McCain. Click here.

    CNN Anchoress dumb as a bag of hair as presented in this bit stolen from the insufferable hairpiece Dan Abrams on MSNBC. Part of his "media criticism" that never seems to focus on MSNBC. Click here.

    US needs to drill. Dan Henninger of the Wall Street Journal. Why Vietnamese immigrants own the nail market..why other countries own the oil market ..we've lost American ingenuity. Click here.

    The Island of Lesbos complains about Lesbians. Click here.

    Car critics lay environmental waste on the Toyota Prius. Click here.

    Stupid Blow Dry on Face The Nation meets his match with someone with a brain named Bobby Jindal, Governor of Louisiana. This time the pressing issue for the media is Evolution. Gas is 4.90 a friggin' gallon. But CBS wants to know about Evolution. Click here.

    Lefties take sarcasm to new heights..and to think they get all bent when they are called unpatriotic. Click here.

    McCain makes a Romney mistake and falls into the Liberal trap of apologizing for America. Click here.

    The Bionic Centrist has Plans for Iraq. After he said things ARE going well there. Click here.

    Fat Liberal Hack Bob Beckel now blames right wingers for his Michelle Obama is a nutjob leak from two weeks ago. Click here.

    Who is your Daddy:? Cramer is your Daddy. Click here.

    Dick Durbin sure has a way with the news chicks as he and his enablers utilize the always reliable straw man to make the case that Michelle Obama is a victim. Click here.

    Chinese hate Americans and don't ever forget it. Republican of Virginia Frank Wolf explains. Click here.

    Big Bad John Cornyn has a kick ass commercial. Click here.

    Barack Obama Father's Day speech is money. Click here.

    Chris Matthews is one sick little bitch. Click here.

    How Tim Russert died. Click here.

    During this segment a Fox News headlines under the picture says "Liberals say stop picking on Obama's Baby Mama". Click here.

    Creepy 9th Circuit Judge from way back when on the Dating Game: Alex Kozinski. First nails a one liner then rapes the poor woman with a kiss as he grabs her face. Click here.

    The Ol' "Gradual Increases" line Obama reveals the Liberal secret: Boil them like Frogs. Click here.

    Weird McCain Girl video. Click here.

    Breakfast With The Troops. This time in Afghanistan. Taliban killed in a hideout. Give 1,000 pound bombs a chance. Click here.

    Reporter eats a bug during stand up and freaks.(Warning: Profanity). Click here.

    The scary duo of McClellan and Letterman team up. Click here.

    Chris Matthews continues to display signs of the fever..this time saying McCain is sunk ...sound sexist to me. Click here.

    The Gaffe machine...an old one from McCain. Click here.

    McCainiac, McCainiac, Oh yes. Click here.

    Attack of Killer Tomatoes. Click here.

    Shep riffs of porta potties....and Global Warming. Click here.

    George Will thinks McCain is toast. Polls showing Obama and McCain close are wrong, he says. Click here.

    McCain says reason why he's close to Obama in polls is clear. Click here.

    Gloria Stienem says Hillary lost for a reason and you can guess what it is. Click here.

    Laura Bush Defends Michelle Obama. Click here.

    Pat Schroeder chimes in and accuses nation of turning Hillary into a "witch" complete with a "witch trial". Click here.

    McCain has a queer attempt to get Hillary Voters on his website. Click here.

    Actually I think this guy may be Bush's Third Term. Click here.

    Yes make sure that breathalyzer is ready for the asthmatics so they can do their math. Click here.

    Breakfast with the troops. Fish in the barrel time for terrorists. It's called Hellfire for a reason. Click here.

    Big Brown at Belmont. Click here.

    Beautiful thing: respect for a horse in times of trouble. Click here.

    Hillary gives in wearing Black. Click here.

    The damning "American Whitey" tape that Michelle Obama was hoping would not come out. Click here.

    Courtney Hazlett of MSNBC has to apologize to Spike Lee for these comments that appear "racist". Click here.

    Minneapolis area high school students get nailed for waving Confederate Flag in a parking lot. Are barred from graduation and ACLU says they can go jump in a lake. Click here.

    McCain surprised he may actually have a shot at being President. Not a good sign. Click here.

    The "pound"...or "fist bump" between Michelle and Barack is all the rage among people with 24 hours to fill. Click here.

    Hillary in the House. Viewer discretion is advised because peaceful people will want to hurt the people on this video tape. Click here.

    Police shut down Hillary and Obama "assassination" exhibit. Where were they in October of 2007 for the release of Death of a President? Click here.

    George Will and Stephen Colbert ...great match of wits. Click here.

    Chris Matthews already mocking the Republican Convention along with Olbermann...wow...so much for covering major political events fairly. Click here.

    With Matthews the line blurs frequently. Click here.

    More fawning..this time from ABC and Diane Sawyer--who actually has accomplished more than Hillary. Click here.

    Stewart goofs on Media. Click here.

    It's about time Cardinal Francis George of Chicago pins back the ears of the donkey Father Pfleger. Click here.

    Media gambits about Hillary bowing out prove baloney. Click here.

    Oooooo. Big News (rumor!) about Michelle Obama dropping today! Call the press. Click here.

    How can she possibly work for Barack Obama? Hillary blast from the past. Click here.

    I have NEVER seen Dick Cheney smile. Ever. Click here.

    This is it, says Senator Obama. Click here.

    Chris Mathews has the feeling in his throat instead of up his leg this time. Click here.

    Sherri Shepard flips over Janet Jackson. Click here.

    So that's all that's keeping you off Mt. Rushmore, huh Senator Obama? Click here.

    Medivac people save their lives by NOT taking a fat man aboard..so what's the problem? Click here.

    Hillary isn't quitting...or so she says on a plane. Click here.

    Mass with Father Pfleger ...again. Again even Trinity groans. Click here.

    Democrat Paul Kanjorski from Feb of 2007 decrying the surge, and just the other day taking credit for the surge. Click here.

    McCain drills Obama Iran philosophy. Click here.

    Gov. Ed Rendell says all is cool with Barack beating Hillary with one exception: no friggin' way. Claire McCaskill says Governor Ed is on crack. Click here.

    New York State Convention and this woman is Pissed! Stay with it. The ending is grand. Click here.

    Obama hauls out the insincere pasty white man to explain his insincere decision to drop Trinity. Click here.

    Shame makes a comeback in the great USA. Leave it to the stupid TV people at the end to water it all down. Click here.

    Worthless Shaman Michael Pfleger--posing as a Catholic priest-- keeps bringin' on the hits as he mocks that tired old "Jesus Loves You" stuff. We all know Obama loves you. Click here.

    Spelling Bee drama ruined by Dancing With The Stars Tool. Click here.

    Some people protesting something, we don't know what the hell what. Click here.

    Ellen D does a great job with The First Lady and Jenna. Jenna MUCH looser than Mom. Click here.

    Msgr. Jim Lisante offers a prayer at the New York State Republican Convention Click here.

    A Priest excuses harboring illegal immigrants is a hero to Geraldo Rivera. But Heaven forbid a Rabbi talks about Israel. Click here.

    KSDK honors Lt. Dan Riordan. News Director Mike Shipley's email address is mshipley@ksdk.gannett.com. Tell him how much you appreciate the effort. Click here.

    As Scott McClellan favors whom? Click here.

    Father Pfleger the Jerk Priest flames out at Obama's Church and then is congratulated by the minister Obama now loves more than Rev. Wright, Rev. Moss. Nice. Click here.

    Young Hillary: a tad creepy and too long. Click here.

    Wolf Blitzer gets busted for smoking Pot by Jack the Hack Cafferty. Click here.

    Jessica Yellin at CNN tries to out TV Network executives regard war coverage. Click here.

    Hussies on parade after they steal from a girl scout. Click here.

    McClellan has no fortitude, and Rove calls him out. Click here.

    Olbermann acting like a coke head...again. This time over the outcry over the scarf some chick is wearing in the Dunkin' Donuts ad. It's the same kind of scarf McCain's daughter wears, by the way. Anyway, Keith, as usual, makes it worse by fuming with what can only be drug induced melancholia. Or maybe his glasses are just too small for his head, I dunno. Click here.

    Dennis Miller calls out O'Reilly on the exploitation regarding Warren Jeffs and the polygamists. Click here.

    Space Station's main toilet is broken. Click here.

   
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